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    List Your Joke, Funny Caption To Brighten Ptsd

    DUDE!!! You have been to My house. LOL
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    Relationship Carer Looking For Relationship Advice

    Link RemovedBerger90, Your very welcome. Sometimes talking to complete strangers does help. I don't know you or your girlfriend. So I, as well as others with PTSD can look at what you and she are going though with a fresh set of eyes. We don't know either of you, we take no sides. We have no...
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    Why Do Sufferers Try To Push Away Their Loved Ones?

    CCurry, PTSD is a demon. You are being pushed away to keep you and the kids out of danger. I will explain. Some of us that suffer from PTSD have different things that we deal with, one of those things being "blind rage." The smallest thing can and does set us off. In that "blind rage" we do...
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    Relationship Carer Looking For Relationship Advice

    Welcome Aboard Berger90, I would echo what Amethist has already said. Suggest to her to come look over these pages. This site and the people here are caring and very non judgmental. Most of these people are either dealing with some form of PTSD or care givers to someone with PTSD. Sometimes...
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    Poll What Would You Like To Do At A PTSD/Carer Gathering?

    I am good with whatever people wish to do. Islands would be a great get away. As well as Florida. wikipedia ... has lots of info Daytona_Beach, Florida Daytona Beach, FL has 23 miles of beach. Parts of which you can drive on. An LGPA Golf Course There are plenty of hotels/motels...and for...
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    List Your Joke, Funny Caption To Brighten Ptsd

    Humor Is Good For The Soul A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender. The panda puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door the bartender asks why the...
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    List Your Joke, Funny Caption To Brighten Ptsd

    midi, Others would be..... What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using just the feather. Kinky is using the whole bird. Why does a dog lick Himself? Because he can. No really, why does a dog lick Himself? Because he cant make a little fist.
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    List Your Joke, Funny Caption To Brighten Ptsd

    Bath Night Bath Night A couple take on an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bathroom but she use a tin bath in front of the fire. "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said. So...
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    List Your Joke, Funny Caption To Brighten Ptsd

    Nun On The Bus Nun on the bus A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun. He decides to approach her anyway. "Sister, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen and I must have sex with you." he says...
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    List Your Joke, Funny Caption To Brighten Ptsd

    Deciphering Mens Speech Patterns 1. "I can't find it" MEANS: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I am completely clueless. 2. "That's women's work" MEANS: It's difficult, dirty, and thankless. 3. "Will you marry me?" MEANS: Both of my roommates have moved out, I can't find the...
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    List Your Joke, Funny Caption To Brighten Ptsd

    PMS and lightbulbs Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark...
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    List Your Joke, Funny Caption To Brighten Ptsd

    Yardwork checklists? For those of us who do work in the yard occasionally... Remember the checklist! If you don't laugh hysterically at this,... CHECK YOUR PULSE... this is funny... This was sent by a retired dentist. We have the standard 6 ft. fence in the backyard, and a few months...
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    List Your Joke, Funny Caption To Brighten Ptsd

    The housewife A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the...
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    List Your Joke, Funny Caption To Brighten Ptsd

    Happy Butt It was this little girl's first day of school, and the teacher asked her what her name was. She replied, "Happy Butt." The teacher said, "Honey I don't think that's your name. You need to go to the principal's office and get this straightened out." So she went to the principal's...
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    List Your Joke, Funny Caption To Brighten Ptsd

    All Aboard! A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches...
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    List Your Joke, Funny Caption To Brighten Ptsd

    Twisted Disney Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a...
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    List Your Joke, Funny Caption To Brighten Ptsd

    Dog Food Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of Purina Dog Chow at Wal-Mart for my dogs. I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. (Did she think that I had an elephant?? ) Since I had little else to do, on impulse I told her that, "no, I didn't have a dog, and...
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    List Your Joke, Funny Caption To Brighten Ptsd

    Toilet Paper Toilet Paper A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his...
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    List Your Joke, Funny Caption To Brighten Ptsd

    Never Argue with a Woman Never Argue with a Woman One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a...
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    List Your Joke, Funny Caption To Brighten Ptsd

    The Polite way to Pee The Polite way to Pee During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"...
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    List Your Joke, Funny Caption To Brighten Ptsd

    Funeral procession A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a...
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    List Your Joke, Funny Caption To Brighten Ptsd

    Anger Management Works This is kind of long, but worth the read. When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call...
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    List Your Joke, Funny Caption To Brighten Ptsd

    Virgin Daughters A Mother had three virgin daughters.. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex...
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    Forum Needs Editors - Do You Have What it Takes?

    editor for trauma members... Got it as well as orders. Mayhem
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    Here Goes My First Post

    Dakota, Welcome to the forum. The first step is always the hardest, since you have made that first step. Come on lets take another step, you can do it. Mayhem
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