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If We All Lived In The Same Town....

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(I thought I read something in response to fertilizing the lawn but can't find it... Could be losing my mind...lol)

We could fertilize the lawn with all the crap-load of meds we've been prescribed but never worked or too many side effects from. I've got a whole closet full of antidepressant and all classes of drugs here that never worked, I'm like a mini drug lord. I'll bring them with me.

I take dibs on an ocean front house. Just be clear on that!

Oh how very sad, we have to ship in people to date us? Or PAY them? Oh my goodness....we have to work on this whole area. Love would be nice. That doesn't work in the would-be proposed brothels! We have to figure that one out for sure...

Gardens for sure. Colouring rooms where people can go to when they're beginning to meltdown, hand them a 24 pack (crayola folks, not Verona) and watch the anxiety come down....

Okay, this is a biggie and we'll have to take a vote. medicinal marijuana or not? Hmmmm.... Well we won't be driving cars from what it looks like so a bunch of stoned people on public transport wouldn't be a problem.

Ooooooooh dear.... I have a big concern here for our dear psychiatrists/psychologists and counsellors who specialize in trauma who will be with us. These folks will be cracking up like Humpty Dumptys all over the place.... falling like freakin' dominos from all the crap we tell them. Our trauma teams specialists will definately be suffering and falling from PTSD So we will need trauma specialists for our trauma specialists. Then those specialists will be cracking from all the crap our specialists tell them from what we've told them....then THOSE specialists will be traumatized from... Oh Lord, where does it end? How can we 'recycle' our specialists? Lol. Oh well, for the first time we will KNOW that our specialists REALLY know what we're talking about! We can visit them in their own padded rooms.
Can I bring a past counsellor who religiously terrorized me for almost a year so he can become crippled from PTSD like he did to me? Or the pig psychiatrist who sexually came on to me when I was a teen...so he can get good and messed up? Oh yeah, he's dead, so we're good there. Let's see... Who else....

(I've literally amost peed my pants a few times reading some of these ideas! Some of the earlier ones are well worth the read as well. I have laughed until I've cried on here! And another lovely thing, everyone is all at their best on here as well, nice to see.)
 
Oh now I see it, yes @Jigsaw Puzzle, DEFINITELY we can fertilize the lawns with dead lousy Drs, psychologists and counsellors who've seriously messed us around, abused us or over medicated us for decades or otherwise. absolutely! (And perpetrators as well.) Sounds like a completely sound and resonable request. Lol (we can't make them reach their demise though, Mother Nature will have to take care of that. We'll just keep them in corrals until then).
 
OK, time to start planning, we need to think this through and come up with a migration itinerary.

It needs to be a secluded little place with very high barriers to keep the rampaging "Norms" away. We need our own fishing/boating lake and Somehow we need to build the airstrip for @Ed Norton to land the communal plane that will take us on lovely little holidays to quiet remote islands.

OH ........ and I insist on having a bouncy castle and indoor ball pool.
 
Getting a bit extreme, but O.K.
Well, yes, I do go a bit over the edge about incompetent doctors. I told Sun what i had posted and I thought she was going to have a heart attack in front of me :whistling: Poor woman.

Can we fertilize them with the dead doctors?
Now you see? Not such a useless idea after all. Recycling is good right?

You know, if we don't tell them where it comes from, the "normals" will never know.
Exactly the point. All that matters. Nobody needs to know. :cool: I actually wasn't thinking of killing the doctors.....but good fertilizer is hard to come by sometimes. I mean if they aren't good doctors...... we could help them be good at something! Oh, never mind! :rolleyes:
We could fertilize the lawn with all the crap-load of meds we've been prescribed but never worked or too many side effects from.
I suggest we keep with the organic, non GMO, non pharma fertilizer, however, we could donate all unused meds to be used for fertilizer for the Lecterville township. What do you think?
will have to take care of that. We'll just keep them in corrals until then).
I feel like it is important not to coral the doctors with other animals. Our animals need to be safe!
build the airstrip for Link Removed to land the communal plane that will take us on lovely little holidays to quiet remote islands.
SMART! Very smart.
 
I don't think I'd want either re cycled meds or recycled medics (or especially politicians) contaminating those fragrant plots of organic weed...

I think both would constitute toxic waste, and any one storing them ought to take good precautions to avoid them escaping, and be insured to cover claims for tort if any did escape.

Re the plane, can I volunteer @Radise as co pilot (in her absence) especially if it's a glider.
 
OK then !

Weekly itinerary.

Monday 1730-1930 - over 60';s Pilates with hip replacement twerks included ..... (NOT for the faint hearted amongst us) tickets on sale in the charity shop at the end of market square.

Tuesday 1530 - 1700 memory cafe with Mildred, free to all fully paid up members and pet squirrels !!

Wednesday - Therapy closed because brains need a period of rest sometimes.

THURSDAY !!!!!!

WOW what a BIGGY !!

:meh: fuk it Thursday was always a shit day, duvet snugglezzzzzzzz :D

ps, i am loving this thread right now :roflmao:

Friday, fish for tea, Aunty mable popping over for a Pimms

OH FUK !!!! it's Saturday again, nice timing !!

Laundry, kids to footie and other clubs.... FFS when can I get a moment for myself


3 Bottles o0f woine an I is feeelin sleurpy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
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