I just managed to shatter the main door of my oven (as in, not the inner glass) by somehow managing to set fire to a fire retardant oven glove that was hanging over the handle. It somehow caught fire as the oven was cooling down?!! Not only did it shatter the oven door, but part of the burning fabric fell down onto the floor and burnt the linoleum. I am so annoyed at not noticing the thick smoke (and stench) billowing into my living room - it took my cat sat in a strategic spot, looking back and forth between me and the kitchen, with a worried look on his face to make me notice. I'm also annoyed at myself for taking out the battery to my smoke alarm because it was too sensitive. Quite amazing really. Well, it would be if I didn't have to pay for all this damage I have caused. Anyway, what random acts of inattention have you performed? I need empathy!!!