Over the rainbow
Learning
Dearest can opener:
I really thought we had a good thing going, I know they told me you were cheap and probably wouldn't stay long, but only 3 months really? You couldn't stay longer than that?
At first you were so good to me, slicing right through cans like nobody's business, now my hand is in agony each time I squeeze you!
I had to use a primitive method to open a can of corn tonight, I could feel the cans pain as I ripped though it like a mad woman! This is just unacceptable behavior, it's time I broke it off.
Now I know at first it might be hard, the ride to the dump will not be pleasant for you and I know I know, don't cry, you will find new friends and Although we won't be together I will always remember how you saved me from having no green beans with dinner.
This is goodbye, I hope you find happier days.
It isn't like I won't think about you, I am up at 4 am writing a farewell letter- wait ... I'm up at 4 am.
Writing a farewell letter to my can opener...
Awww crap! I am crazy!
I really thought we had a good thing going, I know they told me you were cheap and probably wouldn't stay long, but only 3 months really? You couldn't stay longer than that?
At first you were so good to me, slicing right through cans like nobody's business, now my hand is in agony each time I squeeze you!
I had to use a primitive method to open a can of corn tonight, I could feel the cans pain as I ripped though it like a mad woman! This is just unacceptable behavior, it's time I broke it off.
Now I know at first it might be hard, the ride to the dump will not be pleasant for you and I know I know, don't cry, you will find new friends and Although we won't be together I will always remember how you saved me from having no green beans with dinner.
This is goodbye, I hope you find happier days.
It isn't like I won't think about you, I am up at 4 am writing a farewell letter- wait ... I'm up at 4 am.
Writing a farewell letter to my can opener...
Awww crap! I am crazy!