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What Did You Eat And Drink Last?

Mayo wars, what the f*ck. :facepalm::hilarious::hilarious:

What gets really hilarious is the rabid battles of Hellmans v BestFoods supporters. <cough> It's the same mayonnaise. Made by the same company. In the same factory. Using the same recipe. :hilarious: It's just marketed under Helmans on the east coast, and BestFoods on the west coast! I can't remember if it's the Mississippi River or the Rocky Mountains they use to divide us.

*Hint* >>> To make vegan mayo taste like hellmans/bestfoods? Just add a few table spoons of green peppercorn brine to the jar & stir :smug: ((To mimic Heinz, add sugar & malt vinegar :wtf: ))

LOL... Tried every dang acid & vinegar I could find trying to mimic the awesomeness... Until one day, voila! Fixed.
 
Using the same recipe. :hilarious: It's just marketed under Helmans on the east coast, and BestFoods on the west coast!

That makes it legit, though! :D

(Cough. Coast wars are always legit shit to fight over in my book.)

Edited to add: Skip the mayo, I vote for ketchup without mayo entirely.
*... darn, nah, I ain't biased against mayo, I'll have whichever you got in the house* :sneaky:
 
There was some kind of vegan mayo war, too, if I remember correctly. Maybe the "Just Mayo" brand? One of the big companies didn't want them to even call the vegan version a mayo at all, I think, but now they're offering their own vegan version, too....maybe. I might be remembering it all wrong. So many wars, so little time to keep all that shit straight. lol
 
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