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Discussion in 'Social' started by Terry, Feb 12, 2007.
Big ole loud FART :rofl:
Well, on the fart topic here also... but one of those one's you hear or do that makes your arse cheeks vibrate and muffle the sound at parts as it comes out. A big wet one so to speak... piss funny.
Someone scratching their finger nails down a blackboard. Freaks me out.
OMG.. squeaker farts!!! LOL, My son let the longest squeaker fart out, that I have ever heard, the other day! It was hilarious! :rofl:
The sound of a fart chair. . . . .and the look on peoples faces :rofl:
LOL seeing someone fart while coughing
Its worse when you sneeze and fart at the same time, it feels as if your body is about to explode.
Its great to fart in a crowded lift and look at the person beside you, as if to say, you disgusting little fart.
I love fart jokes! Our family happily try to outdo each other, very funny & sometimes very smelly!
Have you ever tried lighting a fart, great if you get it right, bloody sore if you don't.
Here is a little ditty.
Women can hold in a Fart.
Men can't hold in a Fart.
Men can keep a secret.
Women can't keep a secret (if they really wanted to)
And the moral of this little ditty is?
If you want to tell a woman a secret:
"Whisper it up her Ass". LOL.:rofl:
In my house, farts are sure to get a laugh. It often turns into a contest or a musical concert. My brother uses farting while sparring as a tactic during tournaments...he'll fart nice and loud, the opponent will crack up laughing, then my bro will jump in and get the point while the other dude is cackling. But yeah, there is nothing like a good fart to lighten the mood.
Hi Eagle. Just don't smoke when you enter the room eh.