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What Sound Cracks You Up

Discussion in 'Social' started by Terry, Feb 12, 2007.

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  1. Terry

    Terry Well-Known Member

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    Big ole loud FART :rofl:
     
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  3. anthony

    anthony Renovation Aficionado Founder

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    Well, on the fart topic here also... but one of those one's you hear or do that makes your arse cheeks vibrate and muffle the sound at parts as it comes out. A big wet one so to speak... piss funny.
     
  4. Scott_Fraser

    Scott_Fraser Well-Known Member

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    Someone scratching their finger nails down a blackboard. Freaks me out.
    Scott:crazy:
     
  5. becvan

    becvan Queen of the Blunt! Premium Member

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    OMG.. squeaker farts!!! LOL, My son let the longest squeaker fart out, that I have ever heard, the other day! It was hilarious! :rofl:

    bec
     
  6. GR-ass

    GR-ass Well-Known Member

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    Hee *giggles*

    The sound of a fart chair. . . . .and the look on peoples faces :rofl:
     
  7. YoungAndAngry

    YoungAndAngry Well-Known Member

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    LOL seeing someone fart while coughing
     
  8. Scott_Fraser

    Scott_Fraser Well-Known Member

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    Its worse when you sneeze and fart at the same time, it feels as if your body is about to explode.
    Its great to fart in a crowded lift and look at the person beside you, as if to say, you disgusting little fart.
    Scott:walking:
     
  9. jods

    jods Well-Known Member

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    I love fart jokes! Our family happily try to outdo each other, very funny & sometimes very smelly!
     
  10. Scott_Fraser

    Scott_Fraser Well-Known Member

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    Have you ever tried lighting a fart, great if you get it right, bloody sore if you don't.
    Scott:naughty:
     
  11. Scott_Fraser

    Scott_Fraser Well-Known Member

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    Here is a little ditty.

    Women can hold in a Fart.
    Men can't hold in a Fart.
    Men can keep a secret.
    Women can't keep a secret (if they really wanted to)
    And the moral of this little ditty is?
    If you want to tell a woman a secret:
    "Whisper it up her Ass". LOL.:rofl:
    Scott
     
  12. Eagle3

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    In my house, farts are sure to get a laugh. It often turns into a contest or a musical concert. My brother uses farting while sparring as a tactic during tournaments...he'll fart nice and loud, the opponent will crack up laughing, then my bro will jump in and get the point while the other dude is cackling. But yeah, there is nothing like a good fart to lighten the mood.
     
  13. Scott_Fraser

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    Hi Eagle. Just don't smoke when you enter the room eh.
    Scott
     
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