When you knew you were a bit behind with laundry, but didn't realise how behind until this morning you had no clean options apart from wearing your bikini bottoms as underwear and drying yourself after the shower with a teeny handtowel, which was only still at the back of the drawer because you long ago decided it was too annoyingly small to use even to dry your hands.
The washing machine is on as I type...
The washing machine is on as I type...