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    And You Think Your Country Is Screwed Up

    Close this thread. I win. Flag = redesigned to not have ANY connection with ANYTHING. Nobody really knows what it is. Anthem = rewritten totally. Words agreed but not sung. All sides sing THEIR old national anthem words over new tune. Money = 3 languages on it. Government = 3 of every job...
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    The "should Not Be Allowed To Breed List" Thread

    Nothing gets past me comrade. Now, I need to go and castrate my neighbour.
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    The "should Not Be Allowed To Breed List" Thread

    Lady Gaga. Definitely on the list of non breeders. Lepa Brena. Yes... No... Yes... okay no. Now, I must go and paint some buffalo on my cave wall with my fingers!
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    I`ve Got Your Back! My Arse

    I never read it, so in fact I am 100% okay.
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    The "should Not Be Allowed To Breed List" Thread

    Partizan are just a not very nice team. FK Sarajevo are the team for me! Horde Zla!
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    I`ve Got Your Back! My Arse

    You know this comes up a lot. It would be best for everybody and easier all round if people just asked me what to do/say/ think. In fact the world would be brilliant if everybody was exactly like me.
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    Combat Ptsd Unit Badge

    Yeah but he isn't right. Its a coat he is thinking of. not a spoon and fork thing put together. I have my old JNA one that says rust free on it. Its rusty. Its also not a spork. Or a coat. Or a low depth fresh water sea creature.
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    Combat Ptsd Unit Badge

    Are you sure? I don't want to step in here during your spoon love in, but I thought a portmanteau was a coat? Like a thing with no buttons on it but with a hood and arms. Its either this or one of those fresh water and / or low depth creatures that are not a dolphin or a seal but look a bit...
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    The "should Not Be Allowed To Breed List" Thread

    I like Drew Barrymore a small amount. Her and that other one and the Chinese girl. Yes. Partizan Belgrade fans. They should have radioactive bolts fired at them till they can't have anything.
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    Work Ethics And Jobs.

    Wagon, sorry been home just back, good luck with everything. I hope it works out for you!
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    Ptsd Music Playlist

    say away comrade. I am going home on Monday for a while and know somebody like that. Not my sister. I will let you know how I get on. Purely for research.
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    I May Or May Not Be Engaged.

    I LOVE SPAM!
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    I May Or May Not Be Engaged.

    well if you can just put up dating sites, I found the chetnik one from american singles hiding in a 7-11 dot com... Serbianspouse.com: Where we do not mingle and don't Connect with Any Singles Find Serbian Singles for washing, beating and maiming. Meet big Serbian singles to be your groom...
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    Ptsd Music Playlist

    This is very good. Perfect carpets. It looks like my lounge. I go home next week to see my friends from the old days. We'll be having this...
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    Sadness

    comrade, you won't be the only man crying when the X factor is on.
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    Hello

    I like that! It sounds great!
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    I May Or May Not Be Engaged.

    Gary the Squid? I've not read past that. Is he a real squid?
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    Hello

    f**king hell.... I almost had myself believing that for a minute!
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    Hello

    You see, this is an interesting thread. Its now what... 28th August. Well it is where I am sat. And you all steam roller the guy, because its the way things are and "yeah you'll get kicked out" and "yeah, you are stuck with it"... The guy probably needed a softer approach for f**ks sake. And he...
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    Hi Again - This Time For Myself

    Jan, keep in touch on normal email though. There is not enough of us to not stay together.
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    Funny Deployment Stories And More...

    There was once a blue on blue or whatever, maybe purple on purple with the other side. A group near us but some of the other side in our kit (uniform stretches it) for sandbag duty. Didn't end well at all. I'm pretty weak on funny stories other than that. We had some good one liners though...
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    Hi Again - This Time For Myself

    Dobro. Welcome back Jan.
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    If You Need A Hobby

    Is masturbation a hobby? Just before we go on, is it a hobby or not?
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    Careful!?

    He has been spying on me! Oh no, that means he would have seen me blasting one out over my laminated pictures of Marshal Tito!
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    Trying To Understand The Episode " Conflict "

    It makes sense to me. I can see where he is going.
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