Just Joking

Did you take a bath today?
Why, is one missing?

From my daughter
OMG I am dyin’ and cryin’. 🤣🤣

If you arrest a mime, do you have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Ohh the conundrum!! I can see a police officer’s face in saying it 😂😂😂. Love it!

With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy's truck leaves him too.
Totally dead 🤣🤣🤣

Thank you to all of who know jokes. I really needed this today 🥰🥰🥰.