Hello everyone. Hmm where to start ? Damn my overthinking.. cause and effect ? bulleted trauma list ? timeline of misery ? I think I might give the diary thing a go and start with now, occasionally dropping in the odd mindf*ck along the way :) Highlights may include drugs, sex and Abba. Ghosts, goolies and imaginary friends. Rags to riches and back to rags. Addiction, holidays, psychopathic dentists, liver failure and caravans :)