littleoc
MyPTSD Pro
My therapist wants me to come up with a list for how to deal with the house I’m living in. I have two weeks. Prompt was to think of ways — even if they are utterly ridiculous — to either get the house cleaned or get me out of it.
I’m posting it here in case anyone can think of anything, though I’m not sure how to give you enough information to make sure it’s useful to anyone.
Anyway, list of getting the house cleaned:
List of ways to get me out:
I’m posting it here in case anyone can think of anything, though I’m not sure how to give you enough information to make sure it’s useful to anyone.
Anyway, list of getting the house cleaned:
- Call mom’s to-be therapist myself and force her
- Call the city except they don’t threaten to make us homeless
- Have a dragon burn the f*cking place down
- Clean it out myself by throwing everything away and somehow I won’t end up with flashbacks of being almost neglected to death
- Tornadoes that refuse to hurt any living thing
List of ways to get me out:
- Ask Bill Gates for a new foundation supporting kids trying to leave their mentally unstable parents
- Ask the dragon if it needs someone to organize her things after she burns the place down
- Live in a tent
- Get employed and save up
- Ask grandparents to buy me a house or help with rent in my most spoiled sounding voice
- Ask my university if online students can be supported with housing
- Pass away in an accident
- Build my own log cabin
- Get a job and live there
- Ask the synagogue if I can stay occasionally
- Ask the synagogue if anyone needs an unemployed roommate
- Ask the city I live in if anyone needs an unemployed roommate
- Become a nanny
- Beg family members to stay with them and they won’t protest about the two rescued black widows
- Live in a women’s shelter