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AMETHIST, that is one of the worst pics you could have shown. Mustrum Ridcully will suffer for letting that one out. Baaa and your not on my list, for years and years.

Have you tasted them. EEWWW if you had you would never ever suggest that one, not even to me.

The bunny should be toast, little pest. Leaves gooy foot prints all over the place, damn chocolate. Yuk

The hat is a left over from doing the Hogfathers job. As for stealing breath, too many waste theirs, so I just, shall we say, put it to better use.

Oh I wouldnt say that. Mwaa haaa haaa

Oh I can do Christmas my dear, just ask the Hogfather. Someone had to step in when he went missing, or how would all those kiddie winks have got there oh so expensive gifts. He goes missing again someone else can do it. Baa humbug

Depends on my mood my dear, just like you dear Ladies. ;)

That was Bridey not me. She has been out of control for decades, so not taking the blame for that one.

While still recovering from all the competition in the throws of Halloween I thought it best to drop in and remind you all I am still lingering. I have my Christmas list ready as it's time to reap some more souls. So if Santa's not watching you this is your warning that you may be under my...

Good photo shattered. Thank you :) I will have to put that one in the album. But if I had know some one was taking photos of me on my day off, I would have smiled for the birdy. :D May have eaten it aftewards though. :whistling:

Damn you Bridey. One day I promise, you will not be able to get the better of me.

Feeling a bit bored........how do you think it would be having no Easter Bunny? All that chocolate just for me and a soul to my collection?

I just thought I would let you all know I am still here, not forgotten about you all, just been a bit busy looking for a new horse to ride out with. Not sure whether there is any going cheap at the moment, as it is Easter. Easter, cheap, no a Chick would not do for my needs. Come on I can be...

Death sat on the floor in a heap. "Sorry about the noise peeps, but I thought I better come and collect Peter personally, as he seems reluctant to let go of his beer fridge". He turned to look at Florence, who was stood in the door way, wide eyed and laughing. " Go back to your rocking my...

Got a couple, business is a bit slow... time to reap some more..... time to turn the heat up from below.

I am still here, you know Who will be next?

I'm still here...watching....waiting...

You don't know me that well....... I don't leave the toilet seat up........ death doesn't need to pee...... that is a mortal function :oops: too much information...... but you need to look closer to home for the culprit..... it wasn't me!!

To collect more souls than last year :D

Damn.... your cousin's soul slipped through my grip and now is resting at peace. Why do all the good ones slip through my fingers?

How about a competition on who could collect the most souls??? .... I am sure to win bahahaha!

Aahhhh..... a new year and new souls to collect :D

Oh I don't know Amethist, I can shake rattle and roll with the best of them. Oh think I posted a funny here. Mwa Ha Ha Ha Ha