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I heard this in Suicide Squad. Why is it so catchy?

Pigs who pull up behind me, see the LESs on my radar detector, and f*ck with their radar guns to try and annoy me. It has a mute button, morons. That's why I make twice as much as you do. You're just not smart. It doesn't really make me angry but I'm like "Why? They all have mute buttons."...

How fitting.

The liberals are frothing at the mouths to take away our guns. I can build an AR-15. It's not that hard.

:(

So this happened.

This freeloader.

I love Tina's version, but this chick killed it (in a good way).

If this is a therapist you have been seeing and you normally like, then understand that nobody can bring their A-game 100% of the time. If this was a session with a new therapist, then understand that you are not going to click with every therapist and they all have different approaches.

I can't edit my post about the K-9 but I meant to say "civilian" dogs.

Men who think Axe/Old Spice deodorant spray is cologne make me angry too.

f*ck the police. Abusing a dog, a K-9 unit nonetheless. Yeah, you're so f*cking tough. I shouldn't be surprised, though. Pigs shoot "civilian" all the time for no f*cking reason and get away with it.

When I'm driving, I loathe pedestrians. When I'm a pedestrian, I loathe drivers.

A friend of mine (and fellow vet) died of an overdose. I had distanced myself from him many months ago because he was a heroine addict and he did not want help from me or anyone else. Still, I hoped he would get his shit together and seek help eventually. f*ck this gay earth.

Some asshole hurt the parrot's beak.

Don't you love discovering cool songs by clicking the shit in Youtube's sidebar? This version does the original justice as well.

That's the USS Intrepid. This picture makes me :) and makes me want to go back to the Northeast.

Probably my favorite cover of Wicked Game right now.

I'm going to be 29 in a week. Motherf*cker. When did I get so old? How did I get so old?

Everyone say hi to Merlin!

My G27. A .40 baby Glock. It is really snappy but a carry weapon needs to down a dickhead faster than a 9mm.

Eventually, yeah. But they pissed me off so much in the process that I don't even want them as my carrier anymore. The problem is that they offer the best price on homeowner's by far. I'll probably shop around in another six months to see if another carrier can beat them.

They handled past claims pretty well and settled them satisfactorily, but they canceled my membership in error and reinstating it was an unnecessarily tedious process. My ex husband somehow canceled my membership back in August. Someone at USAA decided to take the word of a crazy man the day he...

I can't be the only vet ever who thinks USAA's customer service sucks a smegma-covered micropenis.