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If I could make a hat out of my prey, I could make a coat out of you. :cool: I'm hoping that wearing a trapper hat over a ballcap will catch on...

I haven't hunted in quite a few years and this is the first year I haven't gone solo. At least my hunting buddy takes awesome shots of me wandering aimlessly around the woods looking manly. Yesterday we were in a shotgun only county. I prefer my 77/44. It's lightweight and it's a great close...

I literally lollygog in bed for 30 minutes mulling over my options: going back to sleep or hunting. Which mainly consists of wandering around the woods looking manly.

And it makes me look like an ewok. This expression sums up how I feel about getting up at the asscrack of dawn. For the second day in a row.

I dare you to make fun of my hat, motherf*cker.

It's been moved to "funnies".

I think we're all too aware of our own mortality.

This is kind of awesome.

I love to sing this one. And all Duran Duran songs. I've been told that I'm good at the "Simon yodels".

This song was the only good thing about Rock the Kasbah. It's so creepy and pretty. The song, I mean.

I loved them all in my own way, from the ones that lasted a few weeks to the ones that lasted a few years. I've resigned myself to the fact I'm going to break this kid's heart, and the next one and the next one and the next one.

http://www.maxim.com/maxim-man/art-seduction/article/porn-star-jenny-jizz-thanking-veterans-with-blowjobs-2015-11 I want to be thanked by Ryan Phillipe. Or Chris Hemsworth.

My plans for the day. Petite girl, gigantic dog. His head really is the size of my torso.

My dog makes retarded faces

Dear boyfriend, f*ckING STOP SPOONING ME AT NIGHT!!!! I have a queen bed. Stay in your damn lane. I get too hot when I'm sleeping by myself and I don't need you making me overheat faster.

I got bullied into posing for a picture so I tried to kill him with a glare.

I am a sad vampire. I need to chew on someone.

I've started speaking in biblical English just because it's entertaining. I told someone thou shall fornicateth in a different direction.

I don't know what he, or anyone, sees in me. I've been at trainwreck status since I was 22. I change jobs and boyfriends like I change my underwear. I've been arrested more times than I can count on one hand. My insides are made of alcohol and blow. I'm like Courtney Love but without all the...

So.

Coming home to a gift arrangement.