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Except for the first fifteen seconds where he mentions his book, this song is very fitting for the demise of my first marriage. I'll also be the first person to post a show tune in this thread.

I think I posted it a couple pages back but oh well. It's kind of fitting for how I view men. I may be kind of a maneater.

I could have written this. It would probably be my opening credits song.

Crop-dusting a stroller in Home Depot.

I generally advised against that because they expand and gauze doesn't. It's better than nothing in a pinch but it can make the wound bigger if left in for a prolonged period of time.

In almost every ladies latrine I see a sign imploring women not to flush any feminine hygiene products. I always thought that referred to pads, applicators, wrappers, everything except the tampon. And I'd wonder what moron tried to flush a sanitary pad to prompt these signs. It would be like...

Possibly TMI. I get it. Women are raised being told that tampons are flushable, and it says they are right on the damn box. In a perfect world, they are and I never had an issue until I moved into this 100-year old house. Its plumbing is pretty much just as old. If you have modern plumbing in...

In the U.S. Military collateral damage is accepted as just an unfortunate aspect of war and it isn't looked into very deeply. As long as it doesn't appear as though civilians were purposefully targeted, and even then it's swept under the rug or explained away as a regrettable misunderstanding.

I sat in the theater seething with hatred for the people trying to demonize the main character. Other viewers may have felt differently. But that's a success on the filmmaker's part. He doesn't tell you how to interpret it. Is collateral damage truly scrutinized in the Danish military?

I live reasonably close to a theater that plays indie and foreign films. A War is worth a watch if it's playing near you. It contains scenes that may trigger. Even the trailer could be a trigger. I honestly don't see it as an anti-war film, but a cinematic commentary on how paradoxical...

And you know what? I'm going to replace your lost operator cap with this wonderful thing and I will make you wear it all the time because YOU'RE A f*ckING COCK FOR LOSING THE SHIT I GOT FOR YOU YOU UNGRATEFUL SHITSTAIN. I would rather be forever alone than with someone who doesn't f*cking...

Seriously? I spent $40 on that hat and all its stupid velcro patches for you decided to leave it at school!? f*ck you. I'm never getting you anything again. It's not in the "lost and found" because this isn't kindergarten. Grownups take shit when you leave it. If you like something of yours...

It's old, but it makes me really want to name a car Euridyce. Naming them after female characters of questionable morals in Ancient Greek lore is something of a theme. My Sonic is Persephone, my Yukon was Circe, and my Subaru was Artemis. The VW, fittingly, was Medea. I can't be the only one...

Another song that's lyrically strange but I like it anyway. And Jesus f*cking Christ, her covers are f*cking awesome. I'm not sure what's up with the anime picture but this had the best audio.

The lyrics don't make a whole lot of sense so I sing it to my dog with ridiculous lyrics. I actually do that a lot with a bunch of songs. There are many, many parodies about Pete.

Don't date civs. Sorry about your loss.