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I called out to him, "Outf*ckingstanding, Marine, you are squared the f*ck away!" and he didn't react at all. He's a Delta SEAL Special Forces Ranger Recon Sniper and doesn't answer to the likes of me.

Half a Marine? Marine Reserves?

I've seen some strange shit in McDonald's but what in the actual f*ck?

Actually, the 44 isn't great for anything very long range due to low muzzle velocity. Umm I'll have to ask Porn Stache what he did to his Ruger. He turns guns into monstrosities as a hobby.

I'll try to talk you into a Ruger 44/77 or 357/77. They're more expensive but higher quality than the Remington 700 series.

What are you looking for from a rifle?

Besides, beards are only good for shaving into porn staches.

My new toy/project is making me :) today. I was surprised with a Ruger mini 14 yesterday. Can never get enough semi-autos. I'm going to give it a collapsible stock and pistol grip.

There are people who are like "OMG TREAT EVERY GUN LIKE ITS LOADED" and then they tell some story about a friend of a friend who shot himself because he thought a firearm was unloaded. Yeah, that's why you check the magazine and the chamber every time you're about to handle a gun. Even if I am...

How about a dog wearing a cone of shame?

After posting these in a private group, someone jumped down my e-throat because the dude's finger is on the trigger. Do I need to post a disclaimer that he was playing with the laser sight and testing out the trigger job and that--yes--he dropped the magazine and checked the chamber before doing...

Merry f*cking Christmas

My awesome friends.

The video could be a huge trigger.

I think we all become cumbersome sometimes.

I forgot about it and my boss made fun of me. I smoothly said that it's from my curling iron. But my hair is straight today.

We're not in high school anymore! f*ck, when I tell you no marks on my neck or face, I f*cking mean it. I was stupid drunk and it didn't feel like he was sucking on my neck hard at all. Someone's going to get his ass kicked.

IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO DATE ME, JUST BE PERFECT MMMMKAY Whoever this chick is, she has it right. Forever alonepizza.

Usually that happens when there's a court agreement/order that one spouse is responsible for payments while the other spouse keeps the car. ie. Jobless stay at home mom keeps the Buick while her wealthy philandering ex-husband is supposed to make payments. It's not uncommon when there's an...

Dear ex-husband, Your logic was always flawed, but who in the actual f*ck thinks to himself, "Even though I got to keep the vehicle my former wife cosigned for, I'm going to stop making payments because my feelings got hurt"? You are living with your mother and stuffing your face with hot...

Yeah.

Tread carefully, as seroquel can make you ravenously hungry while simultaneously killing your metabolism.