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She sounds immature. Almost reminds me of my (second!) ex-husband.

You have two options: The girl, or moving the f*ck on and doing what you want with your life. How badly do you want keep going overseas? How badly do you want to be with her?

I am becoming a lesbian for this chick. Where the hell is she? We will be cat ladies together.

"Shit's real, I need you to aim straight for my heart And if you're gonna miss then hit my head and leave a permanent scar You're fatal but I love who you are Be my death or my forever You're my little bloodfeather."

How about just the muzzle?

This discussion reminds me of a stupid image I saved to my hard drive, and I look at it from time to time when I feel really lonely. I have just undergone my second divorce. I'm only 28. He had The Beast too. While I saw the best in him (and he might eventually admit that he saw the best in...

Dear ex-husband, Thank you for showing up unannounced with your police escort to get Boris and then wondering why I wasn't home. I changed the locks, moron. Take care and good luck with everything. If you ever bother me again I will insert a glass rod into your urethra and then break it in a...

This whole album is pretty brilliant, to be honest. I remember seeing them live in Anchorage when I was 19. The lead singer was pulling lollipops out of her dancers' anatomies. And then I never drove so fast to get back to Fairbanks. Changed in the car. Ran 6 miles still drunk and high as a...

I am going to drive around blasting this...

Goodness...

He just wants to be your friend! I banged it out in 40 minutes. I kind of like it. Started as a doodle and I ran with it...

I found my next ex husband.

Friday, Family is one of the biggest triggers for PTSD because they have a tendency to smother. They don't really get that sometimes I need to be left alone so that I can cool off and clear my head. The further I pull away, the more they pursue with the naggy phone calls that they're worried...

This would be my sex scene song. I think.

Sick bassline.

...I'm floored. I finally found a song that would be well-suited to my deployment, that's actually sung by a woman. It was pretty cold in Diyala at night... I was going to post "Ashes of the Wake" by Lamb of God, but Baghdad was under control during my brief stint there and... I was never a...

I have a fear of a man pulling out too far and slamming it home into my asshole, unloved. Probably by accident. I warn every lover that if this happens I will castrate him by twisting his my track and yanking it off, and then I will wear his scrotum as a very interesting hat. Speaking of...

Yay for new relationship. Boo for drama. Last night he told me his sister is having a miscarriage. Then he and I got back to my place and played video games. I made some innocuous post on Facebook that I'm kicking his ass in Dirty Bomb. I asked about her this morning because I really like him...

OMG I can't believe I'm posting a Taylor Swift song here... This... pretty much sums me up to a T, though.

For the first time ever, I'm becoming friends with myself. I'm actually pretty cool to hang out with. I went to a drag race today. I went to a few car shows last week. I went to the range on Sunday.

Keep fighting!

"Chasing Cars" pisses me off but I love this song.

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