Recent content by Death

Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.

A little cold and lonely, anyone want to join me?

I actually volunteered for a nursing home on weekends. I visited so often that I felt quite at home with the people residing there. Unfortunately, I was informed that I was upsetting the families. The residents themselves weren't particularly bothered. @Friday I think you might have nailed it...

@The Albatross I have considered offering romantic gondola rides. Styx needs some decor, though. @joeylittle Unfortunately my dark powers only come for collection, not eradication. I have a hell of a Japanese beetle infestation, myself, and can only collect the souls of the little nuisance...

I'm great with kids. They have no fear of me.

I always keep my appointments. But the only arrangements I've made are for a ferry ride. Yeah, but it's an elected position. I'll be sure to mention your name to the right Higher Powers, though, if you're interested. ;) @The Albatross If some mortals wish to seek manmade immortality on earth...

That's brilliant. I know all about funerals! Really, the souls I work with? They're always commenting on what they would have personally done differently for their services. I wonder if you need a degree for grief counseling. Luckily I'm fluent in every language, so really I could shop the...

Hello forum, I'm thinking about moving out of the Styx and starting a new career. Guiding passed souls just no longer seems to enliven me. The only item on my resume is "Grim Reaper," though. It just feels like there's nothing else out there for me. Plus, no one wants to rent to Death or live...

I am Ageless!

Oh, ISH. *sigh* You think you are soooooo funny. Well, let me tell you - you're not!! :mad: But this is going to be so much fun! It's great to be back for my favourite time of year :devilish: Watch out ISH . . . . watch out all of you. . . . Mwaah ahahah ah ah hahhhh

Death is back on the forum after a long absence. :devilish: Just in time for Halloween...:mask:

Oh hello and welcome to all the new Moderators. I will try and behave, but no guarantees. Mwaa haa haa

Oh I could do with a more rewarding job. The one I have now gets me so down at times. I have patience and understanding of many things, sometimes have time on my hands which could be put to good use. I have a long standing history here, a good sense of humour and follow the forum rules as they...

Put it down to excitement of a party.

OK Amethist you win. I have had dealings with your Doberman before and she definitly does not play nicley. She takes no prisoners when let loose. I am slinking away with hurt feelings though.