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I think I learned something really weird this week, and it had to do with this very topic. I thought about the concepts of groups of animals in a society where said and unsaid rules are really just insulting to the sensibilities to begin with.. but also, the smaller the group, the less likely...

My son used to be the only reason I was here.. but if I'm not on this list too with him, then he's gonna get cheated out of a mom big time. Other than those two people, I'd say I can't live without walking down the street and being smiled at by somebody.. or maybe someone is shocked that the...

If I could, I would walk up to that really cute traffic cop and say, "I'm the one you're looking for. Book me, Danno.".

I feel ridiculous. Bewildered. Ok so, my family takes off for Las Vegas for 10 days, and they left as I was being ripped off of a medication that was horrible, and weened onto another medication that was horrible. Needless to say, it was hella fun. Not one person called, texted me, I mean...

I would have left long before I got to the point of telling that damn man that I know where and when he sleeps.

My goal for today is to not yell at anyone, but also to not back down from my convictions just because it's easier.

I'm a sewist. I make clothes, dolls, things for around the house. Then when I mess something up, I flip out and rip it up, laugh, then start over. It's a good time-eating process.

You know you have PTSD when a trucker cuts you off on the highway, but you feel confident that you can defeat him in your Volkswagon. When Chuck Woolery has less grey hair than you, and you're 20. Sometimes if you're old too, it's great when you're so deaf that you freak out at a sudden sound...

Q. "So, what medications have you tried in the past?" A. "Yeah. It's in my chart." Q. "Are you having feelings of hurting yourself?" A. "No, but I kinda want to give you a slap." Q. "What do you feel when you awake from these types of nightmares?" A. "I feel like making a pizza using...

Pets are like people, cept better! 2 spotted climbing perch (leopard cichlid) 2 senegal eels 4 raphael talking catfish One domestic medium-haired cat lol she is tooo fluffy to be just a s/h but she is toothless except for the two bottom fangs, hence why we named her Sweetums. She's only a...

I really don't even know if I can tell this one.. but when I heard my sister tell it to a horrified 22 yr old bartender one night, I ...just.. cant.... help;.... it... In a small village in Japan, a newlywed couple walk through the threshold of their new home. In this traditional culture, it...

My list isn't as angry as it seems if you are driving, and winning at driving. 1. Court Martial - Gotta Get Out 2. Void - Who Are You 3. Cock Sparrer - I Got your Number 4. Bad Brains - House of Suffering 5. The Stimulators - Loud Fast Rules If I listen to Dead Can Dance, I lose it so that's...

You know.. What made me angry today is what makes me angry every day and that's the fact that the women in my family are so used to being doormats, it's nauseating. They pick these people that will be everyone else's hero, but theirs. It's at the point where they won't even be their own...

The ventilators, (once you can get used to them) are helpful but over time of struggling to get air, you may want to make sure that your heart has not enlarged or is causing more symptoms. (My brother is a doctor and even I had to make him do it due to how miserable he was with sleep apnoea)...

opthomologist: you have floaters. they can occur when taken any injury to the head, even as a child, and not reabsorb into the eye. Even a pillow fight as a kid can do it, but if you've ever been knocked out before, then a more likely chance. floaters and flashes in the eye are common and...

Neeeever be sorry for being an animal in distress. Humans are extremely social monkeys whom place upon themselves these impossible tasks and ideals and this guilt that has no place in any creature on this planet. You're never going to become more than a creature of this Earth. I hope you will...

My therapist is awesome. We go for rides, get a coffee, make fun of people in bad shoes. But it's like,.. I'm the person that just says what she wants to say, and when I do, she has that look of mental victory as if to say, "Sho' nuff!". I never used to like saying what was on my mind, but...

When I need a laugh, I think about my ex wiping out of the shower, literally, and into the door frame. Just ain't nothing funnier than a naked guy getting hurt, I guess. For a few hours of pain, he gave me a lifetime of lols.

To be honest, I didn't know a forum/community like this existed, but I'm glad I stumbled upon it. My name is Jen and I'm 35. I have an old toothless cat, a very sadistic new kitten, freshwater catfishes by the score, a quasi-old mother in good condition, and a small human boy that apparently...