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He was a scumbag but his back didn't break itself. And yeah, that reporter was talking out of her ass.

Me too. Regardless of race, people shouldn't f*cking die in police custody. There needs to be fallout when the pigs f*ck up. Unfortunately, police rarely face consequences internally because they have this "stick up for your own" circle jerk so the consequences have to be brought about by...

I can't click the link on my phone but I'll check it out later. A man died in police custody. What did the cops expect? We all know what happens when there are accusations of police brutality flying around, so what made them think this would go down any differently?

Why can't life be like this forever? And why the f*ck is he wearing his ancient PT shirt?

I thought it was funny because some teenage girl with bad mascara and ugly hair is sitting in her parents' bathroom saying really dumb shit and "like" every sentence. :whistle:

Link Removed ^That's pretty rich coming from someone whose professional vocabulary consists of "would you like fries with that?" I actually like her piercings. I rocked a snakebite for like six months right after I got out. God damn having to look semi-professional again.

"HI I was starving once but now I'm really fat so do you food?"

Don't make the same mistake we did by grabbing Thai food from a truck for dinner before going up the mountain to set up camp... Remember what I said about there being no head accomodations? It was supposed to be a romantic camping trip in a secluded, scenic spot! I guess it was a bonding...

I fart CO and shit nails. (I edited it. Better? :p)

You just have to, uh... time it properly. They also make these things called enemas. You can buy them at the drug store.

Finding some samples from like 4 years ago when I was "in a band", basically dicking around in dive bars with some other 20-something year old vets after we decided hey let's be a band because we actually have something to say (but we never said it) because what are the chances a few people of...

Aloha! I spent a ton of time on Oahu after I got out so here are some points of interest because the beast stays caged if you stay entertained. Bellows Beach: Chillest spot on the whole damn island. Good windsurfing. Stairway to Heaven: They tell you not to but f*ck that, it's beautiful and...

Shit dick will make you never want to stick it in her pooper again... (n)

I guess I take driving for granted. That said, it's never too late to learn! Does she not realize how immobile she is without a license or does she live in a city with reliable public transportation?

She doesn't drive?

Yeah, I was thinking the headstock looks like some older Deans. My Evo Noir's emblem wasn't nearly that big though.

I'm just trying to figure out what kind of axe that is.

If you're going to park your f250 so close to my car I had to get in the passenger side then you should have used a topper or bed cover. I just opened two bags of popcorn and dumped them in your f*cking truck bed. Enjoy the thousands of seagulls.

Does his mother want to buy some property from me? No. Then there's no reason I should pretend I like her. He has this vision of his whole family getting together for holidays and he won't let go of that. I told him to go drive to Michigan by himself if he wants to visit her. She wouldn't want...

He knew going into this relationship that I'm a f*cking narcissist with zero capacity for empathy and now he's all butthurt that I can't understand where he's coming from. Ever.

Apparently I lack empathy. :poop: "My mom's in the hospital again. It's not serious." :confused: "Too bad." :poop: ? :confused: "You know that I wish she'd kick the f*cking bucket already." :poop: "Why are you being so hateful?" :confused: "I'm not being hateful, I'm just tired of listening to...

I've lived in this city for a year now and I found a secluded spot I like. It's quiet. I never knew the canal lock is open for public entry. Very few people seem to come down here. In the background is an "upside down" truss bridge. Local legend has it that the railroad company built it that way...

Social media makes it absurdly easy to find and stalk people. Someone could have gotten the 100 names by spending an hour or so on Facebook. You have to be careful online!

She doesn't REALLY think you beat your girlfriend, she's just trying to get into a petty slapfight with you because she's butthurt about what happened two weeks ago.

Oh, some therapist my husband is seeing diagnosed him with "Intermittent Explosive Disorder". Apparently this is, like, a thing? I REALLY need to find him that shirt now. I'll get him a Women's Large. It should show off his beer belly quite nicely.