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The Army didn't quite beat the vampire goth thing out of me. Actually, there were a lot of closeted goths.

Lyrics provided because her diction sucks a chode. The sun is getting lower the air turns slightly crisper your warmth is leaving my body I hate the sound of fading can’t stand the shape you’re drawing surprised to see us still mortal But I am not afraid to let go I am so sorry to hear that...

Because I only attract stage five clingers... I don't know why. It's always been that way.

Firefall yet?

He created a closed circuit that would run on one neutral line as a hot line. If I had utilized one of those breakers in the basement, it probaby would have started a fire. He also busted a valve under the kitchen sink and shut off the sump pump so that the basement would flood... in which case...

I will never be able to tell him this because I have an order of protection, but I found out last night that he f*cked with the junction boxes in the basement in an attempt to probably burn the house down or some dumb shit like that. He must have done it when he came back to get his stuff. The...

Right now, I really hate that this goofy mug is making me smile a lot. I want to punch it because it makes me smile and I hate smiling. Lulz. http://i.imgur.com/9LJ4CBN.jpg

Much better than the original.

Because I know that I still need to grow the f*ck up in a lot of ways.

Most moving companies can refer you.

I'm steampunkgoddess on Steam. Does anyone want to check out Dirty Bomb with me?

It's fitting rn.

Hooah, not hookah... Now I can't edit it. Good job autocorrect. I want a f*cking hookah though.

I got the pep talk I needed in a text from a friend. "You are Airborne and he is a dirty nasty leg. That is why you will land on your feet like always and he will not. f*cking hookah sis." I've been grinning all day. Right in the feels!

Polish doc? :sneaky: Welcome. I'm a former medic too.

I'm not leaving my husband for New Guy. My hysband is throwing in the towel, and New Guy happens to be there and he is a source of intimacy. A port in the storm. He doesn't know the whole story. Husband and I got drunk last night. It turned into such a shit show. We were just saying things to...

Things have been unraveling for a while. I have no job now and I'm spending money like it's going out of style. My husband is in the process of moving out but he's still living in the house. He keeps finding reasons to delay the move but it should be sometime in the next few days. I'm...

It's so stupid but so catchy. I kind of forgot about Shiny Toy Guns.

I've had this on repeat the past week. f*ck.