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well this doesn't really count too much as a thing my kid did, but it's close. This halloween for trick or treat my children decided I should dress up. They chose my costume and I ended up having a blast with it. I think the funny part is what my youngest daughter said to everyone while trick or...

You know something... when I started this thread I never thought it would be helpful to other people. I was basically writing it to explain to the people in the chat room here my whole deal with Abby and for those in the forum whom I spoke to on a regular basis. I am glad sharing my experience...

Thank you all!! It's great to share that moment with you guys. I was just so proud at that moment I had to share it with somebody. This past weekend while the girls were away I spent my time Making flashcards for her. So she can learn more words and numbers. She just got home about an hour ago...

My 5 year old daughter who just started kindergarten on September 1st just made me so proud I literally had a tear in my eye. She read me her very first book. It was called Q is for Duck. She was reading words like enormous and extinct without any trouble. Unbelievable! I am so proud of her. I...

yes I have a service dog. Her name is Abby. I have several posts on here about her training and my life and how it has changed since I got her. search either for my name or service dog roller coaster, or Abby the wonder dog strikes again.

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I was watching family feud today and one of the questions was. Name another way of saying your drunk. I don't remember the answers they had on the board but I figured I could make a list of my own and I thought it would be funny to hear a few others. 1. Blizted 2. schnockered 3. loaded 4...

cherry that was a very good one

ok I had to clean my minivan out today. I checked the current temperature where i live online before i went outside it said 76 with 68% humidity. That was a bold faced LIE!!! My temp gauge in the van said 98. I believe that one. I sweat so bad that I literally had wet spots on my jeans. I don't...

I wanna ride on the back of the car on the bicycle too. sounds like a fun ride.

I realize I am joining the conversation late but I too have PTSD from the workplace. I am currently seeking disability for my PTSD as all but one of my therapists and doctors have stated that I should not work. I have been fighting to get this for almost a year now and it's almost helpful to...

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: "Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by...

Thank you all for your congratulations. Abby has received her large bag of liver treats from the neighbor and 5 rawhide bones from the neighbor's cat. I think that's a pretty good deal just for doing her job.

Last night I had not been asleep an hour when Abby my service dog started pawing me to wake me up. I looked at the clock and then outside to see if I had missed the alarm or something. Realizing it was still dark I shooed her away and told her to go back to sleep. She then jumped on top of me...

Well we had another accident last night but it might be Daddy's fault. I can't remember if I reminded her to go potty before bed. Either way she's earned her Dora Undies. I am so proud of her. We have made such a huge deal out of each time she is dry that she comes to me in the morning with just...

My three year old has been taking on the huge task of potty training. She told me last night that she wanted to sleep in her big girl underwear. I was a little worried because it would be her first time attempting this feat but my little girl did it! I know all parents are proud when their kids...

I realize I am posting late and I have not read everything yet. I also realize whatever I say will be taken wrong or offend someone in some way shape or fashion. That being said this is my opinion. I for one was excited to hear that our troops accomplished their task. Regardless of politics or...

A guy calls the company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a...

This morning my son asked my wife and I if he could have some of our coffee. I responded with the answer of " No you can't have coffee you don't have any chest hair." To which my son proudly announced while lifting up his shirt " I have chest hair!!" and without missing a beat my 5 year old...

How do you turn a Fox into an Elephant?................................................... Marry it.

Abby the wonder dog strikes again! Earlier today I went to my brothers house to help him with some yard work. After the yard work was finished he decided we should go check out this new mega grocery store. (It's called Woodman's) I had never been there but I have seen a few commercials and heard...

I just watched a pretty funny movie called hot tub time machine. About half way through watching it a thought popped into my head. What if I could go back in time within my own life and relive moments of my live? Would I change anything? My wife and I have had several discussions like this and...

Well this month my doggy is turning a year old. we are not sure the exact date because her records are a bit goofy. But she is now officially a 1 year old dog. She is slowly maturing and getting sneaky with the kids. She will hide out under them when they eat and grab up whatever falls. She...

"We are not dealing with a student here, we are dealing with the professor. Any time the military has a mission that cannot fail they call this guy in to train the troops. He's the kind of guy that would drink a gallon of gasoline so he can piss in your campfire. You can drop this guy off in the...

I am amazed that I didn't see this one. Maybe it was here and i just missed it. "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." Rhett Butler