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Cool I figured out how to e-mail photos to myself from my phone. I wanted to share this one of my two best friends snuggling with each other. If you look closely Jethro has his legs on top of Abby and Abby has her legs on top of Jethro.

Abby is a Blue Tick Coon hound and Lab mix. Defiantly has the coon hound bark.

Well we will start with my boy Riley that sadly I had to say goodbye to because of living situations. Then his little brother Jethro whom we got originally to be trained as a service dog but he turned out to be too afraid of the world. And my newest addition to the family who is currently...

My wife found this one I found it funny. What I Want in a Man, Original List (age 22) 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises...

A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my wife that I've got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I've managed to keep it from her while we were dating, but she's...

Truths For Mature Humans 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to...

I didn't think bones could look sexy. I stand corrected.

So yesterday on the way home from my mother's house the kids made some interesting comments. My son had asked me if I had ever made a tunnel in the snow. I told him yes I did but it was very unsafe. He asked how is it unsafe and I told him that it could collapse on you like it did to me when i...

Abby is out for training already. She is amazing the trainer on how smart she is. She has learned some tricks already. She knows sit, down, stay, heel and she is working on her tasks already. She has her potty training down to a science already but because of the food change she is having poop...

I didn't understand a word of that. I am sure somewhere there is an explanation that makes sense. Nicolette did you understand any of it?

In regards to that computer one I refuse to comment because I know the truth and it may upset some people. I do like the parrot joke though. My mother e-mailed that one to me.

Well my wife and I apparently have the strangest sense of humor. We had gone to Mcdonald's awhile back and my kids got these little strawberry short cake toys. While attempting to exit the car my 3 year old was shouting that she left her toy in the car. I told my son to please get the toy. When...

Well excessive happiness is not really a condition. Some dogs just take more time to calm down a bit and become more relaxed and receptive to training. Like I said before you need a dog that is more or less indifferent to his/her surroundings. One that listens well and is very smart. Alot of the...

Well for now I am back at wife's grandma's house. I am doubtful that I will remain here for long but we shall see. Abby's training is going great. She sadly I think is starting to get an infection from her surgery. She found a stitch and has been pulling on it. So I cut off the long end of the...

Connor: Now you will receive us. Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry. Connor: We do not want your tired and sick. Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim. Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us. Murphy: With every breath we shall hunt them down. Connor: Each...

I think I figured you out death... You are my ex girlfriend sent by my wife to terrorize me until I sign the insurance policy and then you are gunna take me away to the promised land of beer and cheese... Opps never mind I live in wisconsin LMAO

Jen just for you anthony will be the fart in the car i will be the welder to weld the doors shut with you in it lol

You mean besides being one of the most awesome people in the world? I seriously took a long time to think about this one. I think I would like to be a shape shifter. And be able to turn into anything. from like an atom to a planet. A micro-organism to a blue whale.

This morning I woke up at 6 am with the kids still sleeping. Since they usually get up around 7 I took the time to take the dog out for a short walk. Now mind you I am currently in my parents house and they left town for 4 days. So with one dog acting the guard I took my new puppy out for a...

Well Abby has adjusted well to life in my mom's house. She likes to lay in the sun right by my feet. She almost has potty training figured out. I think. She will whine at the door when she has to go but last night i forgot to put her in the crate and I woke up put my feet down into a very large...

Anthony, being a car enthusiast i laughed so hard at that there were tears in my eyes.

Nicolette, That's so painfully true. It's almost impossible for me to do anything without my wife and whenever i try to it seems to take longer. I wonder why that might be?

Thank you all for the support. I am so nervous now because I had to move out of my home with my wife's grandma because she kicked me out due to the dog. And the fun part of all of this is it's my birthday today. I reached the age of 29 today. Anyway Abby is doing pretty good with her training...

Are you guys trying to tell me that horny people have night time olympics? Ususally I end up with Sleepy... Sometimes I hope for Happy but get Grumpy... wondering now how this all truly works. Maybe I am just dopey.

I am in the chat. Apparently the second icon from the very left on the bottom.