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A Country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the barn. She put his manhood in a vise...

Another day another random search. This one was basically because of my youngest child. She was found sitting on the bathroom floor eating the pink sidewalk chalk. Which besides having to read and see if she needed her stomach pumped made me wonder when chalk was first used in writing. The best...

Congratulations Nie!!! Just say goodbye to sleep for a few months LOL. Do what I did with my oldest daughter try to sleep when she does. These first few days are magical you stare into those beautiful innocent eyes and everything else seems not quite as bad. And don't forget a new baby more or...

My daughters have a habit of walking around the house wearing only underwear. Well this past sunday we were cleaning the house and I had the windows open along with the front door so only the screen door was blocking the way out. Well I have to lock the screen door so that the kids don't go...

I noticed the last few days that I am missing alot of memories that should be kind of important. Such as when my youngest daughter learned to crawl, or walk. Even anything about the time she was in infants clothing. I don't remember much for almost a year and a half. I remember some important...

Cat I hate to do this but I had a day much like yours today. Wake up early make coffee. Pour coffee into cup run out of creamer. Take sip of coffee, grounds in the coffee. Try to finish sweeping the girls room. Finished good for me. Go downstairs to start laundry, realize I have a lot of...

That works too Marlene. I just wasn't going to say it that way lol

Unbelievably I fit I think 46 of those. The problem is that is not entirely true. I am speaking of course of what man want. Yes nakedness and beer work very well and will probably get you far into the relationship. Now I am from Wisconsin and we like our women to be able to do a few things...

Here is 2 more. #1 Last week Thursday the whole family was outside and I was cooking on the grill because it was 85 degrees here. (today is 41 go figure) Anyway we have a porch swing in the back yard that is made of metal. The 2 year old was playing by herself while the other two kids played...

well i was awake all night but not "up" lol although I took it again last night and had a major panic attack so I am calling the doc again today to try somethin else.

I was switched now to trazadone 150mg. I am thinking the doc really wants me to sleep because my wife is on 100mg and my son is on 50mg. I am going to take my first dose tonight in fact I took it about 10 mins ago, We will see how I am in the morning.

You know though when I was in school I would have punched the kid back. Although I had older brothers at home that liked to beat the poop out of me, so I wasn't about to take it from a kid at school. But I can say this much my brother Mike helped me out when I was in high school. I was getting...

I was doing some research for the best april fools jokes ever. While doing my search I found these. 1915: On April 1, 1915, in the midst of World War I, a French aviator flew over a German camp and dropped what appeared to be a huge bomb. The German soldiers immediately scattered in all...

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become...

cat do you have any friends near you that you could call? or possibly even one that could spend the night? if not I made a chat room called Popeye you can come in there i think

Well my son got in a fight Wednesday at school. It was about this kid that stole a ball from a younger student. My son decided that wasn't nice and confronted the kid. He asked him nicely twice to give the ball back to the kid and when he didn't my son tried to take the ball back for the younger...

During another sleepless night I was going to google something and to my surprise google is pulling a prank. They are saying they changed their name to Topeka. Also you know the search thing gives you a time I took to search something. Well they messed with that too, apparently you can now...

Welcome to the forum bobby, I know my simple words cannot possibly erase the feelings you are having, but I will offer them anyway. I will forever be grateful to you and all of law enforcement, fire fighters and paramedics for helping me through my hour of need. Without quick responses by all of...

Ok I think i need a beer now from just reading that. Cheers:occasion:

ISH your not bald, you are just taller than your hair.

Well to find the answer to that question you'd have to know a lot about electricity. Positive versus negative lighting strikes and the average electricity needed to power a toaster. Then again that would be a matter of a split second so the question would be how quickly can bread turn into...

Tonight was a good one. I was making toast and thought to myself hmm when did people start making toast? So off I went to the computer to research the origin of toast. According to the BBC website toast was first made by the Egyptians 6,000 years ago usually by being put on a flat stone in the...

I have the same problems before an appointment. It's the nerves of thinking about talking about it. And for me it's a little voice in my head that says "He knows!" which in my mind equals "He judges my feelings". That's not really a small problem. In fact that same feeling has prevented me...

A man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child... If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he...

I just wanted to say that is a beautiful horse. I also think her belly makes her cute. I have always wanted to own a horse. I don't know enough about them really but I LOVE to ride horses. I think it has to do with the partnership involved, you both have to trust each other to keep each other...