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  1. Death

    Just Joking

    Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.
  2. Death

    Chat, check-in, and hang out

    A little cold and lonely, anyone want to join me?
  3. Death

    Career change?

    I actually volunteered for a nursing home on weekends. I visited so often that I felt quite at home with the people residing there. Unfortunately, I was informed that I was upsetting the families. The residents themselves weren't particularly bothered. @Friday I think you might have nailed it...
  4. Death

    Career change?

    @The Albatross I have considered offering romantic gondola rides. Styx needs some decor, though. @joeylittle Unfortunately my dark powers only come for collection, not eradication. I have a hell of a Japanese beetle infestation, myself, and can only collect the souls of the little nuisance...
  5. Death

    Career change?

    I'm great with kids. They have no fear of me.
  6. Death

    Career change?

    I always keep my appointments. But the only arrangements I've made are for a ferry ride. Yeah, but it's an elected position. I'll be sure to mention your name to the right Higher Powers, though, if you're interested. ;) @The Albatross If some mortals wish to seek manmade immortality on earth...
  7. Death

    Career change?

    That's brilliant. I know all about funerals! Really, the souls I work with? They're always commenting on what they would have personally done differently for their services. I wonder if you need a degree for grief counseling. Luckily I'm fluent in every language, so really I could shop the...
  8. Death

    Career change?

    Hello forum, I'm thinking about moving out of the Styx and starting a new career. Guiding passed souls just no longer seems to enliven me. The only item on my resume is "Grim Reaper," though. It just feels like there's nothing else out there for me. Plus, no one wants to rent to Death or live...
  9. Death

    How Old Is Everyone?

    I am Ageless!
  10. Death

    Death Has Arrived

    Oh, ISH. *sigh* You think you are soooooo funny. Well, let me tell you - you're not!! :mad: But this is going to be so much fun! It's great to be back for my favourite time of year :devilish: Watch out ISH . . . . watch out all of you. . . . Mwaah ahahah ah ah hahhhh
  11. Death

    Death Has Arrived

    Death is back on the forum after a long absence. :devilish: Just in time for Halloween...:mask:
  12. Death

    New Moderators

    Oh hello and welcome to all the new Moderators. I will try and behave, but no guarantees. Mwaa haa haa
  13. Death

    Looking For Moderators

    Oh I could do with a more rewarding job. The one I have now gets me so down at times. I have patience and understanding of many things, sometimes have time on my hands which could be put to good use. I have a long standing history here, a good sense of humour and follow the forum rules as they...
  14. Death

    3rd Forum Christmas Party

    Put it down to excitement of a party.
  15. Death

    3rd Forum Christmas Party

    OK Amethist you win. I have had dealings with your Doberman before and she definitly does not play nicley. She takes no prisoners when let loose. I am slinking away with hurt feelings though.
  16. Death

    3rd Forum Christmas Party

    Now you haver hurt my feeleings. I was planing on playing nicely for once.
  17. Death

    3rd Forum Christmas Party

    Oh now you would not spoil a guys day out now would you. I could rattle my bones along with the rest of you. Mwaaa Haaaa
  18. Death

    3rd Forum Christmas Party

    OO I could play Kris Kringle. Would be a change from my usual job. :D
  19. Death

    The Touch By Christopher Smith

    Death approves of this book.
  20. Death

    The Touch By Christopher Smith

    The Touch For as long as he can remember, the boy has always wanted to feel the touch of another person. As he grows older without ever feeling the tactile sense of another person, he starts noticing other changes - principally, he begins to have trouble remembering anything other than the one...
  21. Death

    Death Has Arrived

    Long live ME :devilish: Yeah, it does. That's why I haven't been around for a while. But I'm back now, so be afraid!!
  22. Death

    Death Has Arrived

    Unfortunately, it's not your time . . yet (but sometimes things change :devilish:) More to the point - who are you? Would you like me to reveal your identity? NO !!!??? Then stop asking me! I could reveal you so easily, or I could just take you for lunch, Choice is yours Niki :troll: (yum -...
  23. Death

    Death Has Arrived

    Interseting how? Even if I don't post I'm always around . . . there's no escape from me. Yep, but most words come back spelling die or death - moderators, shmoderators :devilish: Have you heard nothing Anthony has said? There is no cure. Learn to live with it Gizmo, I'm not ready for you yet.
  24. Death

    Death Has Arrived

    Be careful ISH! My humor is very different to yours. Kidding? What's kidding?! ;)
  25. Death

    Death Has Arrived

    In your dreams
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