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Very funny Amethist. I will be watching you from now on.

Children please. HIM, HER what does it matter. I am Death and that is all you need to know. I will have the final word what ever you say.

Watch out Nicolette... I'll be getting closer if your breathing slows...hahahaha!

Superjen walks into the most exclusive top-of-the-line brothel on the face of the earth and asks for the absolute best they've got. The most mindblowing, 'oh my godddddddd', all over 'can't pay enough for it' woman in their listings. 'So you finally showed up' they say. Muhahahahaha

Anthony walks into the local brothel and says "give me the most expensive woman you've got"! He's shown to a room where a beautiful woman is waiting. She says "drop 'em honey and climb on". Anthony drops 'em and she yells "who are you going to make happy with that little thing?" Anthony...

I think Anthony knows a lot about small dick jokes! Mwaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha!!

Death has several names....

Yo mama's so hairy when you were born you almost died of rug-burn! Yo mama's so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she cried, "hey, who turned off the heater". Yo mama's so fat, when it rains she uses the highway as a slip 'n' slide! Yo mama is like a shotgun - five cocks before shes...

Death is painless to all souls that I reap... No... watch the Matrix! Ghosts are a glitch in the matrix :rolleyes: Yes... but I do occasionally enjoy a silly bugger to punish for a while when I get their soul... teach them to look forward to seeing me... wa ha ha ha ha ha!

Yo mama's so damn stupid, on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday, Wednesday and sometimes Friday.

Yo mama's so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.

Yo Mama so ugly when she was a baby they stuck her in a corner and fed her with a slingshot. Yo mama's like a pirate, there she blows Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"

You mama's got so much hair on her chest that her Breasts remind me of Coconuts!

You mama's got so much dandruff that a Midgie landed on her head and said: "Christ, I aint' seen this much snow in years."

Yo momma's so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up! Oh.... snap!

Yo momma's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

Yo momma's so fat she makes the Michelin Man look like Nicole Richie!

Yo momma so dumb, she tried to negotiate her own hotel rate with the bellhop instead of at priceline.com

Yo momma's so fat when she slits her wrists she bleeds butter! Yo momma only has one leg and she works at iHop serving delicious $4.99 pancakes!

Good thinking... sounds like a plan.

Oh wait... if I got bored from reaping souls I could give myself an Autopsy! Good thing I'm not religious... LOL. Otherwise I could pull out all those corny terms.

Just missed it.... uncool... will be around though for next halloween. When's the next "Friday the 13th" coming around? LOL... I could be handy then... :D

Makes me laugh so friggin hard....

Because I am death... the reaper of souls... it is my passion, not just my job!

I am death, and I am now amongst this forum... wa ha ha ha ha! Who can I follow!!!! I wonder...