Yo Momma Joke List

[Deleted member 5760]

Yo momma's so gay she'll beat you wit her handbag....


(Prada of course)

 

[anthony]

Yo momma's so stupid she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb.

 

[Death]

You mama's got so much dandruff that a Midgie landed on her head and said: "Christ, I aint' seen this much snow in years."

 

[intothelight]

Yo momma is so poor, her face is on foodstamps!

 

[Death]

You mama's got so much hair on her chest that her Breasts remind me of Coconuts!

 

[Death]

Yo Mama so ugly when she was a baby they stuck her in a corner and fed her with a slingshot.

Yo mama's like a pirate, there she blows

Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"

 

[Deleted member 5760]

Yo wife is so female you hammered a nail in wrong and she went for manicure

 

[Death]

Yo mama's so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.

 

[Death]

Yo mama's so damn stupid, on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday, Wednesday and sometimes Friday.

 

[Deleted member 5760]

Yo boss is so loopy he double pays you...

 

[anthony]

Paris and Rico walked into the locker room holding his side and bending over. Paris says "ow man im so sore" Dario asks " whats wrong?" Paris replies " man yo mama was rough last night" Rico adds " she needs to loosen up"

 

[anthony]

Yo mama such a dirty whore that they're having to paternity test the whole state of Texas just to find out who yo daddy is!