Yo Momma Jokes

[Jimmy1]

If I did not like you Alan, I would tell you to shove your biscuits up your arse. But I suppose the best thing about ANZAC biscuits are that they can stay in storage for years and still taste good.

 

[willis williams]

Yo mamma so fat when she went to the beach P.E.T.A. showed up and tried to role her in.

 

[Jimmy1]

If I did not like you Alan, I would tell you to shove your biscuits up your arse. But I suppose the best thing about ANZAC biscuits are that they can stay in storage for years and still taste good.

I just realised the whole statement I wrote is gross.

 

[willis williams]

Didn't catch it till you pointed it out.

 

[Jimmy1]

well it took me a day or two. lmao. Must be the drugs.

 

[BV101]

I didn't notice it at all tbh, so there we are!

 

[willis williams]

Yo mamma so fat when she stepped on a scale she said oh look my phone number.

 

[willis williams]

Yo mamma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

 

[willis williams]

Yo mamma so fat she fell off both sides of the bed.

 

[Wagon]

Change all these jokes to "My mother in law" and they are all true.

 

[Wagon]

Yo mamma so fat that if she wanted to haul ass she'd have make two trips.

 

[brodes]

Yo mamma so fat that when she farts they have to call in the hazmat team.