My mom jokes are good too. They fit so well for my mom.
My mom is so fat, when she sit around the house, she really sits AROUND the house.
My mom is such a whore, she went to cheat on my dad, and screwed a lightbulb.
My mom is such a whore, she is like a shotgun, one cock and she is ready to blow.
My mom is such a bitch that when dad went to impregnate her a dog got in front of him and did what came natural.
My mom is so stupid, some one said its chili outside and she brought a bowl.
My mom is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
My mom's teeth are so black, she spits chocolate milk.
My mom is so poor, she goes to mcdonalds and puts a french fry in lay away.
My mom is such a whore, she is like a light bulb, everybody turns her on.
My mom is so stupid, someone asked her to play pool, and she got in her swim suit. Awful chill and a little nauseous at the thought of her in a swim suit.
There is more, but lets get off moms cuz I just got off yours. lol
You keep your mom out of my yard, and I'll keep my yard out of your mom.
My mom is so fat, when she sit around the house, she really sits AROUND the house.
My mom is such a whore, she went to cheat on my dad, and screwed a lightbulb.
My mom is such a whore, she is like a shotgun, one cock and she is ready to blow.
My mom is such a bitch that when dad went to impregnate her a dog got in front of him and did what came natural.
My mom is so stupid, some one said its chili outside and she brought a bowl.
My mom is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
My mom's teeth are so black, she spits chocolate milk.
My mom is so poor, she goes to mcdonalds and puts a french fry in lay away.
My mom is such a whore, she is like a light bulb, everybody turns her on.
My mom is so stupid, someone asked her to play pool, and she got in her swim suit. Awful chill and a little nauseous at the thought of her in a swim suit.
There is more, but lets get off moms cuz I just got off yours. lol
You keep your mom out of my yard, and I'll keep my yard out of your mom.
