Yo Momma Joke List

[Death]

Yo momma's so fat when she slits her wrists she bleeds butter!

Yo momma only has one leg and she works at iHop serving delicious $4.99 pancakes!

 

[Death]

Yo momma so dumb, she tried to negotiate her own hotel rate with the bellhop instead of at priceline.com

 

[Death]

Yo momma's so fat she makes the Michelin Man look like Nicole Richie!

 

[anthony]

Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Yo mama so poor when I went to rob her house i went in the front door and tripped out the back.

Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie.

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

 

[Death]

Yo momma's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

 

[Deleted member 5760]

Yo Momma's so PHAT we booked every seat in the row...

 

[intothelight]

Yo momma is so hairy you had rug burns at birth!

 

[Deleted member 5760]

Yo Momma's so PHAT she orders rump for self indulgence

 

[anthony]

You mama so smelly she wizzed playin in my Sand Box and the cat came along and buried her.

 

[anthony]

You momma's so dirty she lost 2 stone after taking a shower

 

[Death]

Yo momma's so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up!

Oh.... snap!

 

[anthony]

You momma's so stupid, I told her drinks were on the house... so she went and got a ladder!