Responses To Your Therapist That You Will Probably Never Say

[JustBe]

I am LOVING this thread! I haven't laughed out loud like this in...forever!:joyful::D:playful:

 

[shadowchaser]

T: So how are you feeling today

M: You want me to give you the honest answer or the one you want to hear?

 

[shadowchaser]

T: (silence)

a while latter

T: so anything you want to tell me

M: Nope I think we about covered it.

 

[Ice_Fire]

T: So how are you feeling today

M: You want me to give you the honest answer or the one you want to hear?

This is me every time I see my T. And my tutor for that matter!

This thread is brilliant! :D

T: "what's on your mind?"
Me: "Hmm, not much" But I'm thinking 'everything! What isn't on my f-ing mind?! Why don't you take a look inside my head and pick one for us to talk about?'

Actually, it'd be awesome if she could actually do that...

 

[Rumors]

T: "how do you think we should spend our time today?"

Me: "Uh, at the bar having margaritas would be nice but I could totally just handle a glass of wine if the fishbowl margarita takes longer than an hour for you to drink."

 

[shadowchaser]

How I got banned from seeing a female therapist I use to go to. Just for the record this was a bad therapist anyway. I'm not going into details but it's hard to put your trust into someone who uses the word like that many times in one sentence.

T: So Kelley like is there something on your mind today?

Me looking at the picture of her husband and kids at the beach

M: You husband has a nice a**. I could break him.

 

[shadowchaser]

T: "how do you think we should spend our time today?"

Me: "Uh, at the bar having margaritas would be nice but I could totally just handle a glass of wine if the fishbowl margarita takes longer than an hour for you to drink."

Hey as I already said I'm the new mixer at the bar. See ya there!

 

[HëllaBubz]

M: You husband has a nice a**. I could break him.

You go girl. If the silly bitch can't take that in her stride she needs to downgrade men!!!!

I was killing myself laughing when I read that.:hug:

 

[shadowchaser]

it's hard to get me mad but she said like one to many times.

 

[ISupportHer]

T: So I see your shaking a bit more than normal. Anything you want to tell me about that?

M: Yeah I've taken up a new job at the tavern... Margarita mixer.

Or you could make martinis for James Bond - "Shaken, not stirred" :)

 

[shadowchaser]

Or you could make martinis for James Bond - "Shaken, not stirred" :)

lmao!

 

[Deleted member 12723]

my thoughts to my therapist. Please do not leave me. Not for a new job or retiring or anything.