Responses To Your Therapist That You Will Probably Never Say

[Hashi]

Just do not have a solution to that one.

When you do, please share it. :)

 

[safenow]

I have a brand new therapist, and only seen him twice. The first session went well. The second, he left me triggered and then went on vacation for the holidays and won't be able to see me again til January 11th. Now that was uncalled for in my humble opinion. Due to the last time, I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to work with him. any therapist who leaves a person triggered is not very good in my opinion.

Just so you know, just before he told me time was up, he ask, "What exactly brought about your last episode to feel you needed to get a security system in your apartment?" I told him, then he said time was up. DUH.
Hello = if I needed to be thinking about why I am scared all I'd have to do is walk in my neighborhood after dark. And it was dark when I got out of the office. My power wheelchair is a bad one. Oh well, I won't get started.

The think I'll probably never tell him is he was an ass for asking a PTSD person a question like that just before closing session. But I will let him know I'm not pleased.

 

[Rumors]

Therapy for me is better than my workout. I sweat my ass off and my heart rate stays above 120 the entire time. I think I am going to fire my personal trainer. LOL!

 

[Loveneverfails]

In my case I actually said this, and felt like an idiot after.

"I don't want you to care about me."

....that's kind of his job. My bad.

 

[BloomInWinter]

Will you adopt me and we can cancel out my childhood?

 

[BloomInWinter]

T. - "..." (suggestion about a regular part of life, like how to wash my dishes.)

Me - "I'm sure it seems like I'm too incompetent to have figured that out decades ago, nonetheless, I did. But thanks for treating me like I'm dumb AND crazy."

 

[Chincho]

Will you adopt me and we can cancel out my childhood?

I'd love to say this to my T too!

 

[safenow]

On January 11th, I just might say, "While you were gone, after leaving me triggered, I found a ptsd forum online that works well. They never leave me triggered, they are there 24/7. I don't need you afterall."

Well, maybe not, but it is sure tempting.

 

[BloomInWinter]

"Thanks for yet another f!cking learning experience!"

 

[Nighthawk]

T: Lets talk about a suicide plan.
M: You mean I should have one after 15 years of suicidal idealation. Doh

 

[Nighthawk]

T: I'll do phone sessions while I am out
M: You suck at that.

Arn't I nice to my T.

T: Can you say the word care
M: No but I can spell it.

 

[Britt.f7]

T: Lets talk about a suicide plan. M: You mean I should have one after 15 years of suicidal idealation. Doh

Seriously, what do they expect you to say. Like I'm going to discuss this with them, and knowing that I have had suicidal thoughts since a small child, why don't they just figure out that of course I have a flipping plan. That's what I'd like to say.:banghead: