List The Titles Of Your Threads Which You'll Probably Never Write:

[Ronin]

3 easy steps to use time travel to prevent your abuser from being born.

Where's the 101 and 202 for this course, sign me up. I'd even take the 202 first, to stay true to the spirit.

 

[Recovery4Me]

The Misdiagnosed Normal Populous

How to Make the Most of your Flashback Staycation

Comfort Closet Living for the Soul

How to Select a Stylish Armored Vest

 

[Ronin]

How To Write Simple Messages To People You Care For

Anniversaries That Don't f*ck You Up

How To Forget Without Involving ECT

 

[Ellabella44]

How to spend a day without comfort and security objects.

How to keep calm when visiting your parents without drinking.

Improving your memory and keeping a train of thought.

How to keep someone with a shortened attention span busy.

Deja - things - you- knew...how to stop rephrasing yourself.

I made great home movies out of my flashbacks...GET THE POPCORN!!!

 

[void]

Please Help! I'm Too Happy! Oh, Please Make It Stop!

 

[Truthful_Whispers]

POP!! Goes The Hamster.... And Other Fun Microwave Games :)

discuss..

(P.S. Don't take this title seriously. ha Know that I cannot even squish a spider without feeling guilty. I simply catch the little buggers in a jar and then toss them outside.)

 

[I'm not Spiderman]

My abuser apologised, now everything is fine between us!

 

[Forgetful]

How To Lose 60 lbs In 6 Months Without Noticing

 

[Forgetful]

How To Give Yourself A Haircut Without Knowing

How To Groom Your Dog Without Knowing

Yes, I did both. I think I should hide the scissors. Shouldn't be too difficult as I can never remember where I put anything when I need it.
The next 2 nights the dog pooped in my room. Payback for making him look ridiculous.

 

[Marie E.]

- I am symptom free for life!
- My cat never clawed me before!
- I am rich!
- My abusers all died today!

 

[Flossy]

"Therapy is Bullshit & Doctors are Assholes"
"And They Wonder Why We Try to Buy Online Meds"
"It's All About The Dollars"
"I Can Do This Myself With Education, Self-care & Support"
"I Have PTSD, Not Below Level Intellect, Listen to Me & Respect What I Say"

 

[Marie E.]

- Welcome to the ptsd reality show!
- Your partner doesn't mind your triggers.
- Instant mindfulness.
- The authority figures really do care about your trauma.
- Fantasy free in 5 minutes.