Responses To Your Therapist That You Will Probably Never Say

[Lucycat]

Last winter my T sent me a text which concluded with ' its lovely seeing all the decorative lights up. It is really making me feel quite christmassy'.

I sent him a text back which said;
'That's good. Now can you tell me what being Christmassy FEELS like? And more importantly WHERE in your body do you feel it?:p

He thought it was hilarious, and went along with it, giving a long descriptive answer!

 

[BloomInWinter]

REALLY? So...people aren't lying to me when they're being nice? Isn't that a bit of 'mind-reading' on YOUR part?! How would you KNOW?!

 

[LawPhotos]

T: (in group therapy and family therapy) "Now I want everyone to know that I don't keep secrets in here. Anything one of us knows, we all know.

Me: Really? Great! Then you won't mind passing around that little yellow pad you're writing on for all of us to read!"

 

[CraftyCath]

All these last ones really cracked me up! Thanks for sharing everyone. :laugh:

 

[Lady of Longbourn]

Isn't that a bit of 'mind-reading' on YOUR part?!

LOL, I hate that mind reading stuff. T says I mind read, but how can I not??

 

[Lady of Longbourn]

T: Sounds like some angry...your father...

( I was spaced out, and he said it fast)

Me: Say what??

 

[VDWngr1355]

"Yes, I do know what was behind that trigger. No, I do NOT want to talk about it."

Boy has that been my motto! lol

 

[BloomInWinter]

T: "You have been ...[blah blah blah blah blah blah blah]...."

Me: *sits there wondering what he said because I turned him off on word #4*

 

[BloomInWinter]

T: ...Then you won't mind passing around that little yellow pad you're writing on for all of us to read!"

OMG LawPhotos! ROTFLMAO!!!!

 

[OKRADLAK]

Now that I am older, it changes. Now they are young kids with PhD s in process. They make me cringe. (But I do like my new T---she is older:))

T--"What has helped you in the past?"
I was not this old in the past.
Obviously it is not working anymore I am here.

T---"You're doing really well."
Me; "HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Laughing off my chair in disgust.

T "YOu have suffered a long time."
Me-- I have suffered longer than you have been alive."
When your mom pushed you out, I was suffering. WHen you had birthday parties, I was suffering. When you went to high school, I was suffering. When you got accepted to U of _____, I was suffering. And now YOU are going to cure me! HAHAHA!"

 

[OKRADLAK]

"How can I help you?" <Knowing look>

Let's cut the crap. You can't help me, can you?

 

[ISupportHer]

There is a lot going on in my life besides being a supporter. Earlier this year the Psychologist told me that I am dealing with more than 80-90% of his patients. What I wanted to say?

"Oh goodie! Do I win some sort of prize?" LOL