Responses To Your Therapist That You Will Probably Never Say

[Lola Nocheprieta]

How come you haven't opened my emails yet? Do I cease to exist for you once I'm out of your office or off the phone?

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I know that's really not fair to her. She has shown me that she thinks of me in between sessions, because she comes up with new ideas or little stories ... "I saw someone with x in their hands, and I thought of you, and I can understand ..."

I'm really quite fortunate, even if I only get to see her every 2-3 weeks.

 

[watundah]

So thrilled that we made it thru Jan without you pissing me off. Now let's shoot for February.

 

[Muted]

F U. I'm going to go f*cking exercise now:banghead::locktopic::laugh:

 

[Jenfa]

Ooh I had an appointment today? I'm sorry. There's something wrong with my eyes. I just didn't see myself coming in.

 

[Heather]

Can we be roommates?

 

[Recovery4Me]

* I think I should get an Life Time Achievement Award for all the years in therapy that I have underwent.:geek:

* At what point does therapy become an codependent crutch? :clown:

*If I am so successfully moving forward, then why is my label still an constant? :whistling:

 

[Lola Nocheprieta]

I don't care about any of your other patients, please don't leave me! I need you. Please don't "transition me out" as soon as I get better. Please don't rock the boat, my recovery feels so tenuous.

I'm afraid you will betray me and leave me without even meaning to ...

 

[Lola Nocheprieta]

Ouch! That was some harsh shit. I wish I had never emailed you.

 

[trying2movefwd]

I miss my old therapist, she did a better job with me than you are.

 

[Lola Nocheprieta]

I don't care if "reassurance increases anxiety," I don't care that you don't want to "fragilize" me ... I need some comforting reassurance.

And what's the difference between reassurance (bad) and validation (good), anyway? And don't tell me to self-validate. That's why I'm in therapy. Can I get a little validation here, that you just rocked my boat and that's f*cking hard as shit to sit with?

 

[Bristol]

I dont want to talk to you, leave me alone so i can play with my play doh in peace for an hour, bugger off!

 

[watundah]

OK, now we're getting somewhere.