Responses To Your Therapist That You Will Probably Never Say

[Ronin]

To one of my teachers: Yup, still the more rocking therapist. Thank you, just what I needed to know.

 

[Recovery4Me]

Within the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, who has tallied the populous count of normal to verify, that sector is really the Normal Distribution on the bell curve?

What is the average salary of those determining the DSM and is there a cross section from all people- social, culturally, spiritually, gender & economically to prevent bias? What is the watch agency that oversees that distribution?

 

[Ronin]

Ayyy @Recovery4Me, that was a thing of beauty, so spicy questions. :hilarious::tup::tup:

 

[Deleted member 29920]

Her - It must be an awful long day

Me - yah, for moronic hellbitches who use others for entertaining passtiming like y'self? Yah. For people who love reading, learning, philosophising etc combined with a lil dissociation? Nah. :p

 

[Ronin]

:hilarious: @C j, you rock.

T: Self forgiveness IS a part of estimating chances correctly.
Me: ... Sure and pigs fly, one flew over Edinburgh just past week.

 

[Deleted member 29920]

If only I could borrow Marty McFly's Delorean an' spin back to Janvier 2015 to say it at her stoopid face *sigh* :D

 

[Deleted member 29920]

pigs fly, one flew over Edinburgh just past week.

:woot::roflmao::hilarious:

 

[Ronin]

to say it at her stoopid face *sigh* :D

It's been called with more vigor & more times later, I am sure the intent will reach the adressee :sneaky: Disliking people is magic.

 

[sedna]

I saw a holiday timeshare offer online with the person who must be your partner last week, that I really wish I could unsee.
You're in the backround holding a coffee mug, wearing crocs with socks and a vacant smile, looking like a totally kept man that has no control over his life whatsoever.
If you let me skip writing the check this week, I'll help you with that.

 

[Deleted member 29920]

crocs with socks

:hungover::hilarious:

 

[Ronin]

To ex-therapist: I just decided to name the mock documentary of the experience with you The Therapist Peanut Gallery. I'd have included pictures but not everyone likes to throw up every second page.

To another one: Nearing that other anniversary, I'm again at a lot of thoughts, but a friend's comment sums it all 'That guy really couldn't play guard right, could he'. :hilarious:

 

[trying2movefwd]

Yea right, the homework assignments well they may just not happen, really they seem like pointless ideas, i have real problems. Give me something real to work with.
Ohhh sooo how anxious are you right now?!?!