Responses To Your Therapist That You Will Probably Never Say

[Ivan young]

In response to "I will see what is out there for for supporters, but I dont think there is anything avai...

We should start our own support network...

 

[Iamsensative]

OMG, busted my therapist about the sarcasm bit, we were hysterical and said to me if i cant be sarcastic then i might as well retire...because you know its all about me..LOL

 

[Ronin]

Ex... so many health care providers:

Just because you cannot diagnose it much less treat it does not make any of those issues non existant, or the other buzzword you love, psychosomatic.

You don't even understand the meaning of that word, so don't pretend it holds any scientific relevance.

 

[corvidae]

dear hopefully finally ex-therapist:

i know you are totally as excited as i am that we get to meet yet again to "review" some "final paper work" thus ending (please please please let it f*cking be true) this hideously asinine therapeutic...thing...between us. i know you'll want to read each word of the paper work to me, because obviously PTSD has left me illiterate, and you as a competent douche canoe have pegged that from the beginning.

i am also looking forward to your face puckering in damnation each time you have to consider my sexuality, which i obviously rub constantly in your face in such ways as talking about how deal with homophobia. i knew i should've brought the issue up more gently by bringing in a string of women with which to PDA during sessions (especially since no shit can get worked on anyway in 30 minute sessions every other week. at least then we'd have had some way more interesting communication...verbal and nonverbal.)

a piece of advice: i think to cure the face puckering, two things: stop drinking so much piss and vinegar. i don't care what the latest trend says, it's not good for you and won't erase your wrinkles. also, go buy a good silicon schlong and f*cking use it.

cheers!

 

[Ronin]

and you as a competent douche canoe have pegged that from the beginning.

i am also looking forward to your face puckering in damnation

a piece of advice: i think to cure the face puckering, two things: stop drinking so much piss and vinegar. i don't care what the latest trend says, it's not good for you and won't erase your wrinkles.

This is so glorious and thank you.

I've had the commentary of "LMAO I'm dying" reading this, and I haven't used that one for decades, so.... thank you, Corvi. :D

 

[corvidae]

no worries @Ronin might as well laugh 'cos it ain't worth crying about!

 

[Ronin]

Damned sure true, @corvidae. :sneaky::hug:

 

[Deleted member 29920]

T - Two weeks time will be our last session

Me - Ho - lee fook, your door doesn't read "incompetent hellbitch", but it damn well SHOULD :eek:

 

[Deleted member 29920]

drinking so much piss and vinegar

:hilarious::hug::hug::hug:

 

[whiteraven]

I actually do talk to my therapist like this. If he asks me a question that is completely out there, or if I am in a bad place and he is totally not getting it, I am going to speak my mind. I do not play the game anymore. It wastes my time (and money) and his. And, I've learned through the years, that professionals are basically like auto mechanics. And sometimes you just have to throw a wrench in the works to get them out of their bookish mode and remind them that they are dealing with a Porsche here, and not some clunker, and they need to start paying attention.

 

[8888]

You need to go to the eye doctor. (T seriously must have dry eyes or something, she constantly blinks.)

 

[Deleted member 12723]

@corvidae laughing so hard:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::hug:

@C j Yay that you are almost done.:hug: