Responses To Your Therapist That You Will Probably Never Say

[Ronin]

To ex shrink, I'm realizing only now how badly I've been affected by your technophobia-fuelled gaslight about the very basic facts of my daily life.

I'd like to kindly recommend you to go f*ck yourself.

 

[aut555]

I think you are a sadistic mind cluster-fxxk and you should be stripped of your certification, your pets, and your cellphone and computer. PS, don't call me, l will check back with you in another lifetime. Omg, l have had such horrible therapists. Even had a pervert one that was getting off on stuff l was telling him.
Thank you, l hope l didn't offend anyone.

 

[whiteraven]

Ok, so my therapist was an immense jerk last week and I walked out, sobbing. He sent me an email the next day asking how I was and apologizing if he said or did something to upset me. I'd already decided he wouldn't be hearing from me for awhile, but one of my insiders (I'm multiple) sent him an email (she's 4, but gets others to write for her) and told him she thought she'd draw him a picture because "you don't understand words very good but maybe you wuld understand colors and pictures. star says it's not your fault you're sitting in a box and can't get out. i don't know what that means but it's a little funny sept everybody is sad." Oh my gosh. Sometimes I just love my insiders!

 

[Ronin]

told him she thought she'd draw him a picture because "you don't understand words very good"

:sneaky::hilarious: Mini you's a badass in communicating and figuring an alternative way to do things.

 

[Ronin]

To the same ex-shrink: Actually, it would be good if you got an understanding of simple words like 'dissociation'. Really, not everything in the universe is explainable by depression and anxiety.

But I get it. You're clinging to Soviet medicinal models. They're as bad as generic Soviet understanding of physics. Rant done before I'm on all the things I have to re-learn every time I'm back to some decent company that doesn't deal in bullshit.

 

[Ironlady]

you don't understand words very good but maybe you wuld understand colors and pictures. star says it's not your fault you're sitting in a box and can't get out.

That was awesome... lol

 

[EmmaOwl]

This thread encouraged me to... text my therapist and ask if he is going to drop me and if he thinks I am stagnant. Instead of waiting all through holiday tomorrow to seeing him Friday afternoon.
Thankfully he answered this one (our rule is, he doesn't HAVE to - he has his own stuff, of course). He says, no, he's not gonna drop me. :) Thank you, whoever on this thread. Oh the ups and downs.

 

[Ronin]

Darned thankful you're thinking of alternate options, and letting me know I don't need to burn all the bridges when I'm on burning bridges mood.

& To my mentors: Thanks for those reminders: sleep, think, talk before act. I guess I should file that under 'black & white thinking & jumping to conclusions ad extreme.', what I'm doing meantime.

 

[whiteraven]

I think you are a sadistic mind cluster-fxxk and you should be stripped of your certification, your pets...

I'm sorry about your experience with therapists. I can totally relate. I've had some horrible ones.

 

[ISupportHer]

"Do you give volume discounts?"

 

[EmmaOwl]

"Do you give volume discounts?"

I think this is the first thing in this thread that I would be truly uncomfortable asking - but it sure would help! My family covers this for me and I feel SOO guilty for using up resources.

 

[Ronin]

Can we go fast back I again figured what persuades me those two decades never happened... oops, that's not processing, right.

But I wouldn't need you if I did it, as badly.