Responses To Your Therapist That You Will Probably Never Say

[Paranoid10]

I am yet another person that is brutally honest with my psychologist. We are very open with one another and we both seem to speak our minds about different issues. But here's a snip of our last session together.

T: I want you to consider not trying to sleep with weapons near your bed.

M: Why?

T: Because it reenforces your state of hypervigilance.

M: You know what I would like you to consider?

T: What?
M: The idea that you being so naive may one day cause you to become a statistic.

 

[simplekindofgirl]

LOL! oh my goodness, I needed that laugh. lol.

 

[maddog]

What i find endlessly amusing is that my T arms himself with more standby nighttime weapons than I do... too funny!

Maddog

 

[nie]

T: That can lead to a transference of emotion.
M: WTH are you talking about?

 

[Nighthawk]

T: I think we should spend our session on the good day you had.
M: Is that like spending time in a fantacy world?

 

[James B.]

"A rebate check? Wow, thanks!"

Very funny Albatross! :laugh:

Great posts everyone. :tup:

 

[CraftyCath]

T: So what's happening now?
M: Nothing.

T: So what's happening now?
M: Nothing.

T: So what's happening now?
M: Nothing.
M: Why, is something supposed to happen?

 

[VDWngr1355]

T: Wow, this was a good session. You didn't dissociate for the whole session like you usually do.

 

[Shattered]

From last week's session:

M: Okay, we're done. Time's up.
T: You do that a lot.
M: Do what?
T: End the session promptly
M: I don't want to cut into another patient's time or to cause you to run late.
T: Thank you for keeping me on track. How very co-dependent of you.
M: You're welcome.

 

[Nighthawk]

T called to check in with me
M: Silent very angry at him
T: I just wanted to make sure you know we are ok.
M: Im going to pull T on you. What triggered you to make this call

 

[windwoman]

From my last session:
M- I feel like I'm never going to get past this.
T- Maybe you really just don't want to past it.
M- I think you are right, I like not being able to function. I am so content to feel like I can no longer read social cues correctly. I totally f**king love to have "come aparts" every time I can't control what is happening in my life. Sounds like a party to me!

 

[Innordinate]

T- How does that plan sound?
me- DILLIGAF!!!!

:D