Responses To Your Therapist That You Will Probably Never Say

[Abstract]

e I trust my therapist

Wow. :happy:

he's pretty damn hot, lol.

:laugh:

 

[zaniara]

T: I know I shouldn't be saying this to you,
Me: But to shut up is not your forte..
T: *laughs* But - (continue saying the things he shouldn't be saying: But it's positive stuff..)

It takes one to know one.. :oops: :D :laugh:

 

[Changing4Best]

I have nothing I can think of to say today, let's talk about you instead.

 

[Upside Down Eagle]

"I'd like to give you a high-five... in the face... with your own notepad..." xD

(when you're telling them your story for the fiftieth time and they just sit and nod and scribble away...)

 

[Changing4Best]

Maybe we should just go out for coffee?

 

[zaniara]

T: Oh.. *freezes up and look really sheepish* Now I was just about to say one more thing I really shouldn't tell you, at least not before you quit therapy. Or maybe-
Me: Hey, don't! Shut up!! You are hopeless!

(He did laugh. Phew! I felt a bit rude.. And he did shut up. Or at least he didn't say whatever it was he really shouldn't be saying. Other than that he really never shuts up.. :laugh: )

 

[Ed Norton]

I want to just say that I can not do anything stop making suggestions.

 

[Hashi]

just sit and nod and scribble away

My therapists haven't had notepads or written anything. I'd hate that!

 

[Britt.f7]

I wish that you would have already had children when we met so that you wouldn't be taking this maternity leave now. Doesn't that sound selfish.

 

[rainy_daze]

Me: The hour is up already? Can I just... stay here in this nice room, instead of going outside? Please? :rolleyes:

 

[Ed Norton]

You get a whole hour? wow, all I get is 30 mins but sometimes it feels like infinity...plus since my therapist is the supervisor there are constant interruptions.

Sometimes I want to tell the people who interrupt, will you go away cuz this is MY TIME!!!

 

[rainy_daze]

Interruptions during a therapy session? That's very unprofessional @Ed Norton . I guess the length of time depends on what kind of therapy you're doing maybe? The last 5 minutes are usually me getting ready to leave and arranging the next appointment. Sometimes the hour is painfully long and other times it goes by too fast for me.

I think telling them off is a great idea, it is your half hour after all, it's rude that people are interrupting. Have you spoken to your T about the interruptions? Maybe he could have a sign on the door to tell people to wait for a half hour?