Something Random That Might Make You Laugh

[Bananie]

So, I live in an apartment in a building that used to be a general store. When I was looking at the place, my roomie said "this part was where the butcher shop was. These 'trap door' things in the floor were the meat holes where they threw the parts down to the basement."
I totally believed him!
Almost three years on, now knowing what a...I'll be nice and say "jokester"... that he is, I'm not sure if that's true.
I decided to treat myself tonight, and turn the heat up a scooch. I'm sitting in my favorite chair, that happens to be near a vent (but not too near). I have my notebook ready, music casting to the tv, my markers and mandalas around me should I end up NOT writing in my notebook. Ah.
Heat kicks on, whoo hoo!
IT SMELLS LIKE MEAT!
It's never done this before (that I recall...), but all I can think of is, OMG IT'S THE GHOST MEAT!!!
Actually, now I'm thinking, crap, is it a ...um, mechanical (?) issue if the heat smells like meat? One time my car smelled like maple syrup and then it died....
Anywho! Hope it's ok that I posted a random story, and I hope someone gets a chuckle. :)

 

[Kintsugi]

I used to live in a building that was formerly a slaughter house... cow ghost jokes always abounded. :D

 

[ladee]

Ghost meat!!
Ewwwwww.
:laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[SophiaWisdom]

First of all I would totally believe this story! In fact I don't wan't to believe any other story at this point.

This is killing me - Friday happy hour on the forums is hilarious. The chat room is out of control and the posts are full of espresso.

 

[Bananie]

I used to live in a building that was formerly a slaughter house... cow ghost jokes always abounded...

LOL! Ghost cows!!! I used to call that song "Ghost Riders In The Sky" Ghost cows in the sky.
Did you ever see any of the ghost cows? :)

Ghost meat!!
Ewwwwww.
:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Sounds like something Anna Nicole would be interested in...
Sorry, sorry, I'll see myself out :facepalm:

 

[Bananie]

First of all I would totally believe this story! In fact I don't wan't to believe any other story...

:D Yeah, I don't care what anyone tells me, they're meat holes forever!
I had a ghosthunter app on my phone for awhile, and it would put words on the screen that the ghosts were saying. We kept waiting for moooooooo to come up!

 

[Kintsugi]

@Bananie Only the students who dressed up as ghost cows for Halloween. :rolleyes:

 

[SophiaWisdom]

:D Yeah, I don't care what anyone tells me, they're meat holes forever!
I had a ghosthunter app on my...

I'm dying. Can you come here every week (no, day) and just talk about this?

 

[Mytime]

Does it smell like bacon or roast beef
:confused: Now I'm hungry, lol.

 

[Missycat]

Who mentioned bacon :hungry: !!

:D Brill story

 

[Bananie]

Does it smell like bacon or roast beef
:confused: Now I'm hungry, lol.

So weird, I couldn't even pinpoint down which kind! It's a mishmash of ghost meat! With maple tones, and bbq hints...

 

[SophiaWisdom]

I am so huhngry now you guys. I just had an unintentional colon cleanse from takign too many supplements and Im starvinb (that's whymy temors are out ofu control and I can't type)