Swearing In Chatland Will Not Be Tolerated !! (humour)

[Deleted member 20280]

Another member once posted this. However, I thought @Mr Laurie - if you might lis...

:roflmao:

Oops, I had better put myself in detention because when allocating the said texts each member has to write out, I the, B**llocking , arse kissing, fu*cktarded Moron from Pissing shit infested Hell-f*ck-hole from wherever, (who gives a f*ck anyway)

Ps, @Recovery4Me I nearly f*cking fell of my chair listening to the above linked media, good on ya now f*ck off and giz me your seat wills ya"

But where am I gonna sit now, give me that seat, you have already finished your lines !

Mr Laurie muscles in next to @Recovery4Me and he, she and @Cashew begin rolling up paper pellets for their pea-shooters

I wonder who my replacement Head of Detention will be now I have been sacked from the department ???

Who gives a f*ck anyway ??

"D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F-F" ??

 

[Fadeaway]

As promised

Lines x 5000

f*ck that was easy...

*slaps hand over mouth* I never learn do I?

 

[Deleted member 20280]

Mr *f*cking* Laurie really must learn to stop f*cking swearing like a gutter mouthed little C****,
Mr *f*cking* Laurie really must learn to stop f*cking swearing like a gutter mouthed little C****,
Mr *f*cking* Laurie really must learn to stop f*cking swearing like a gutter mouthed little C****,
Mr *f*cking* Laurie really must learn to stop f*cking swearing like a gutter mouthed little C****,
Mr *f*cking* Laurie really must learn to stop f*cking swearing like a gutter mouthed little C****,
Mr *f*cking* Laurie really must learn to stop f*cking swearing like a gutter mouthed little C****,
Mr *f*cking* Laurie really must learn to stop f*cking swearing like a gutter mouthed little C****,
Mr *f*cking* Laurie really must learn to stop f*cking swearing like a gutter mouthed little C****,
Mr *f*cking* Laurie really must learn to stop f*cking swearing like a gutter mouthed little C****,
Mr *f*cking* Laurie really must learn to stop f*cking swearing like a gutter mouthed little C****,
Mr *f*cking* Laurie really must learn to stop f*cking swearing like a gutter mouthed little C****,
Mr *f*cking* Laurie really must learn to stop f*cking swearing like a gutter mouthed little C****,
Mr *f*cking* Laurie really must learn to stop f*cking swearing like a gutter mouthed little C****,
Mr *f*cking* Laurie really must learn to stop f*cking swearing like a gutter mouthed little C****,
Mr *f*cking* Laurie really must learn to stop f*cking swearing like a gutter mouthed little C****,
Mr *f*cking* Laurie really must learn to stop f*cking swearing like a gutter mouthed little C****,

f*ck it, cant be arsed to do 5000 lines, 16 will have to do, f*ck it f*ckitty f*ck titties.

 

[Fadeaway]

So, who is bringing the snacks to detention?

I will be providing the music. I will be taking requests, however, explicit lyrics only.

 

[TXbandit]

f*ck off, shit bag dreams! And, f*ck detention.... ain't gonna happen :p

 

[Deleted member 20280]

Get you Arse over here now Miss Bandito lady, NO-ONE is exempt from detention,

 

[TXbandit]

Nope. Gotta catch my ass first!

 

[Deleted member 20280]

Mr Laurie chases TX all round the chat-land, totally ignoring the librarian telling them to shh and keep the noise down, f*cking skanky old mutt fated B*tch*

 

[Recovery4Me]

@TXbandit pssst.. Please wheel in your beehive to the detention hall, will you? I think then, we could all flee & take a break at the local pub with @Cashew ...listen to @Mr Laurie sing during Karaoke Time! Maybe he just forgive us all for having potty mouths ...

 

[Owl.]

Sorry, guys 'n gals, can't hit the old C*ck And B*lls for a pint with you, I'm busy using all the paper I was supposed to be using for me lines to create counterfeit ballots meant to make @Cashew Miss Buttercup anyway just to properly f*ck the f*cking system.

 

[Recovery4Me]

@owl :) Effing love it!

*scampers over to Owl's paper pile and grabs a ballot!!!! Dutifully folds up secret ballet, hands it over and laughs with Owl :hug:

 

[Ronin]

just to properly f*ck the f*cking system

System's f*cked already, we so above that ballot stuff, beeesides, I was about to nominate you & Recovery for the same position. ;)