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The Wish Game With A Twist (Just A Bit Of Fun)

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Hmmmm, peaceful day? In the eye of the beholder maybe?

Answered the squad radio a few years back and the medics had someone that was unresponsive but then at the end said they were "resting comfortably" DUH, yes, because they are unresponsive! :stupid:

Sooooo, YOU say peaceful,I say coma! :rofl:

You didn't drink any of that milk, did you?
Not to worry, your glucose was low and once we gave you intravenous dextrose you woke like Cinderella after her spell was broken. :smile: Welcome back!


I wish this thread would keep going. It is a great diversion!

ISH
 
Wish granted ISH

Sometimes I wish you'd smoke a bit less of the ganja before you decided to post from a coma..

*ducks*
 
Panic, Panic, Panic, Fear And More Panic. :rofl:

It was the Dextrose that woke me wasn't it, just that I remember Cinderella being woken with a KISS. No thank goodness for that, it was sleeping beauty, panic over.

Now I am shaking, oh it's OK you gave me too much Dextrose, now I have a sugar overload.

Wish granted superjen, he had it confiscated along with the milk when he went to collect it.

I wish I did not keep forgetting that fresh cream cakes upset my Gall bladder. :doh:

Amethist
 
Wish granted Amethist, you have now worked out a great reminder system for when you attempt to ingest fresh cream cakes. The system is going to be fool proof, as soon as you remember what it is and how it works.

I wish ants didn't like peony bushes.
 
Wow, good wish curiouser...all the ants are now peony-avoid-ant. But...the ants now bereft of their peony fix have nested permanently under your bathroom sink and raid your sugar bowl nightly leaving big, sticky messes all over your table, floor and carpet during their little ant raves. = }

I wish I could figure out why the heck I sat and watched nearly four hours of Lost last night and I wish I could figure out how they came up with that ending.
 
Wish granted, you realise you are too trusting, easily led with very high expectations and know that if you hadn't watched those 4 hours it would have meant you had wasted all the hours spent watching previous episodes.
You also figure out that they came up with that ending over lunch the day the money ran out.
Slowly it dawns on you that you were the only person here to have stuck with it. You vow never to make the same mistake again thinking "thank heavens for Hero's and this new series of The Prisoner looks promising!"

(I didn't watch it, so couldn't come up with anything better)

I wish blossom would fly up rather than fall down from the tree's, it would look so much prettier and stop the mess in my drive.
 
Sorry Jestadud,

It's a damn shame cherryblossom came over and made a mess in your driveway. I think it's about time we talked with her about boundaries! I mean, why would anyone......wait, what's that you say? Ohhhhhhh, NOT cherryblossom, just tree blossoms. OOPS:dontknow: sorry.

OK your wish has been granted. All the blossoms are now rising up into the air in England and Europe. Oh and Iceland too! Sooooooo there goes the air traffic again. All flights are grounded. Passengers and transportation of goods and services come to a screeching halt. AGAIN. Not MY fault. Jestadud asked for it and now we all suffer. :rofl:


I wish I knew when to keep my mouth shut. :rolleyes:
(Like THAT will ever happen)

ISH
 
Gee thanks ISH, for the the "All Flights Grounded" again comment. Why pick on poor England and Europe, how about ALL the blossom dumping itself on OHIO. :rofl:

Now how to grant your wish, mmm may take some thinking about. :think: Super glue, no too drastic. Duct tape, possible but would need someone foolish enough to apply it. Auto cut out switch now there is an idea, sorted. :thumbs-up

Wish granted, the next time you engage your mouth before putting your brain into gear, you will stall. Ok maybe for only a few seconds, but nothing in this world works perfect in the invention stage.

I wish chocolate and ice cream were less fattening.

Amethist
 
Now how to grant your wish, mmm may take some thinking about. :think: Super glue, no too drastic. Duct tape, possible but would need someone foolish enough to apply it. Auto cut out switch now there is an idea, sorted. :thumbs-up

Wish granted, the next time you engage your mouth before putting your brain into gear, you will stall. Ok maybe for only a few seconds, but nothing in this world works perfect in the invention stage.

Amethist

"MMMmm MMmmmmmm mmMMMM"

"MmmmMM MMm MmmMMmmm"

I'll have to type, having trouble talking all of a sudden.

Am I having a stroke? :dontknow:
 
Amethist wish granted, the chocolate and ice cream you intent to buy is now less fattening, but only by .o1%. Just makes it that much better doesn't it? :smile:

I wish pine needles fallen to the ground were soft.
 
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