The Wish Game With A Twist (Just A Bit Of Fun)

[pebbels]

Poof!! your wish is granted AdamAnt, I am at this very minute rewinding that moment, ok you are sitting at the redlight picking your nose and you flick the bogie perfectly, it lands on the road, the girls in the car next to you have big smiles on their faces and give you the thumbs up yelling out "nice one gorgeous"

Unfortunately for you the family in their car behind the girls car are giving you the filthiest looks and yelling "get a tissue" which in turn makes the girls in the car beside you burst out laughing.

I wish i could have a month off work.

 

[amethist]

Wish granted pebbles, but only because the weather cannot make its mind up from one day to the next.

Today it started out with strong winds around your house, real swirling winds. Followed by a heat surge so bad, that you could not step out side. Tomorrow they have forecast snow, to the white out stage. After that, it will be full on hail storm, only in short bursts, but heavy enough to stop even the bravest of us stepping out side.

The Imps, Sprites and Pixies and Elves of this world, think it is hilarious. Yep you guessed it, they started it all. Unfortunately the King of these pesky little people is too busy to sort them out.

Why.

Because he is filling in for you while you take the month off.

OOPS SORRY

I wish for a good decorator to offer to do the job, for the price I want to pay, and in the way I would like it done.

 

[AdamAnt]

okay...I'm a good decorator, now, whatta you wanna pay? :)

 

[cherryblossom]

Wish granted amethist.

I have just the man for the job. His name is Mr Perfectionist. He will do the job, exactly as you like, for a very reasonable price. Unfortunately he is an absolute perfectionist, and will take (literally) forever to finish the job. Be prepared for weeks of chaos as he covers all your furniture in dust sheets. Even this small task takes him months because he doesn't want to miss a millimetre. He then begins with the masking tape. Again it takes forever, because it has to be perfect. And he hasn't even started painting yet! All this time, he bans you from setting foot inside the house ..... so ..... consider yourself homeless for the foreseeable future... but hey, it will be worth it in the end!!! (Don't say I didn't offer to come and stay with my paintbrush!!)

I wish the stupid car alarm over the road would stop going off - it's ruining my peaceful Sunday afternoon.

 

[amethist]

Wish granted Cherryblossom, all you need is a can of expanding foam, and the cover of darkness. :naughty:

I wish to be able to sleep better every night.


You can come and stay with your paint brush anytime Cherryblossom, I finish work for a week next Friday, and am free from Tuesday. Having time with my grandchildren over the weekend, therapy with hubby on Monday. Free the rest of the week, so far that is.

 

[pebbels]

No worries amethist YOUR wish is granted!................ Attached to your head board is a huge wooden hammer that drops down on you as soon as your head hits the pillow, and don't worry about the bruise you have daily on your forehead now, a bit of cover seal stick will do the trick but hey, you are sooooooooo rested now AND guaranteed a sleep everynight................... Ahhhhhhhhhh SLEEP don't ya just love it............Sweet dreams amethist :)


I wish i could spend a day with comedian Billy Connolly :)

 

[ISupportHer]

OK Pebbles,

You spent a day with Billy Connoly, But now you have to buy all new clothes! Who would ever have thought that you really COULD "laugh your ass off"! But you don't to wear those jeans you wore that day anyway. They were, shall we say, a little "wet" after laughing so much.

I wish someone would tell me a joke that is half funny. I only want half my ass gone. OK, knowing that I need to be careful here, I will clarify. I want symmetry. Not just one cheek gone, LOL. (Then I'd walk in circles, wouldn't I? Hmmmmm, interesting thought)

ISH

 

[cherryblossom]

Wish granted ISH. But unfortunately it goes a bit wrong (no suprise there!). In stead of laughing half your ass off, you laugh half your head off. But you have symmetry, cos it is only the top half of your head that you laughed off. Ok, you no longer have any eyes, but you can still smell and use your mouth, and your ears. Hey, at least you don't have to worry about your hair, cos firstly, you don't have any, anymore, and secondly you can't see it, even if you did!!

I wish I had wings so I could fly to anywhere and everywhere in the world.

 

[ISupportHer]

(Comment on my wish)

OMG, so THAT's where the hair went! I thought it was just male pattern baldness! :rofl:
Oops, there goes some more.

ISH

 

[cherryblossom]

@ ISH

It's all gone 'baldy' :poke:

 

[pebbels]

Wish granted Cherryblossom :)

UNFORTUNATELY for you YOU ARE literally a FLY and you travel anywhere and everywhere visiting RUBBISH DUMPS!!

I wish i there was such a thing as a money tree and in my backyard!

 

[AdamAnt]

Wish granted Pebbels! You now have a money tree in your back yard...a really BIG money tree! It would cost a fortune to remove it as a matter of fact, but of course you'd never consider that, so hey! Why not begin feeding the money tree! every day when you get home you have to dump $5 in change at its base or it wilts really quickly...toward the house...and it's really big....HA! 8)

I wish we were all at Jellystone Park! YabbaDabbaDooo!!!