The Wish Game With A Twist (Just A Bit Of Fun)

[Zef]

Wish granted

But your holiday is birdsitting CraftyCath's incontinent Budgie. (Man, that bird looks grumpy.) :)

I wish my kid's would want to see John Carter rather than The Lorax on movie day

 

[cherryblossom]

Zef, your wish is granted. Your kids do suddenly want to see John Carter. However, they still want to see Lorax too. So, it's a double bill for you! Double the entrance fees and double the popcorn bill. Plus kids come home doubly tired and therefore doubly cranky :eek: Yikes!!

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

 

[Jen93]

Wish granted, but only because a tornado demolished the building.

I wish I had some carrots to eat right now.

 

[SeekingSerenity]

Wish granted Jen.... now you have ears like a bunny... Buggs Bunny!! :D

I wish chicken didn't "taste like chicken"...

 

[KP the nut]

Wish granted SS, now all food including chicken tastes of - CHOCOLATE

I wish my dogs would stop leaving paw prints on my kitchen floor

 

[Jen93]

wish granted. Instead he leaves soap all over your kitchen floor, causing you to slip and slide all over the kitchen each time you go in.

I wish I could find my old cabbage patch kid doll. I miss that thing so much.

 

[CraftyCath]

Wish granted Jen...

But now you have to make the clothes out of real cabbage leaves and the smell in your house is awful!

I wish the bill for my car was nonexistent.

 

[Meadowsweet]

Wish granted

But now you don't have a car to pay for ever again.

I wish I could capture a moment of happiness in a bottle and drink it whenever I want

 

[CraftyCath]

Wish granted Meadosweet!

But each moment is delivered with a shot of tequila and now you're permanently drunk!

I wish boiled eggs could shell themselves.

 

[ISupportHer]

Hmmmm, a funny response to that wish is a hard egg to crack (insert sound of a drum rim shot)

OK, I WILL take a crack at it. (rim shot)

Your eggs cracked their shells but now are claiming you are responsible for their injury and are suing you for all you've got! And that's no yolk, I mean joke (rim shot) This legal action will take at least a dozen months to simmer.

They would not be, by chance, budgie eggs? (I envision teeny tiny omelets)

I wish I was not so corny.

ISH

 

[TSG]

Wish granted...but now you are allergic to corn so anything with corn syrup, corn starch, etc, is right out! (oh, and you are now boring as heck)

I wish that I could be a size 6, again, and stay that size forever.

 

[SeekingSerenity]

Wish granted, you are now a size 6. Shoe size, you are now just as long as a shoe...

I wish diet wasn't a four letter word...