The Wish Game With A Twist (Just A Bit Of Fun)

[ISupportHer]

The neighbor has had a change of heart but NOW feels the pigeons need to loose weight. There is loud exersize music blaring as the neighbor attempts in vain to get the pigeons to line up on the fence for aerobics. Well at least they are pooping less since they are eating less!

I wish I could sleep.

ISH

 

[amethist]

LOL Jestadud, our cat was actually fast asleep in our front bedroom, not her usual haunt, but she is a cat with a mind of her own.

So you wish to sleep ISH, I will send you some of my husbands new aromatherapy blend. I promise you will sleep for hours with this, hundred percent guaranteed. Away with the faeries should be the name of this one. LOL

I wish my friend could go to Canada sooner rather than later.

Amethist

 

[Elizabeth]

Your wish has been granted. You now can remember every detail of everything you have done everyday, the twist is tomorrow is another day with all new short term memories.

I wish I could sleep better.

 

[Jestadud]

I'd like to help Elizabeth but I fear any help you receive will be undone when you realise you have answered a wish 4 months old.

Amethist, your friend does go sooner rather than later, unfortunately this means they haven't got the correct visa in place and fall foul of the same miserable customs officials I met there, this results in them being put on the next flight home.

I wish Elizabeth wouldn't feel embarrassed by her mistake.

 

[Elizabeth]

You wish is granted, Elizabeth can learn from her mistakes and appreciates the kindness. So now she is not embarrassed.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Jestadud]

Wish granted, you can fly!

Unfortunately it is expensive, bad for the enviroment, you only get a little seat and can only take a small amount of luggage with you.

I wish they weren't allowed to start selling Christmas stuff until December.

 

[bluecat]

Wish granted Jestabud, they are now forbidden to sell X-mass stuff until December, December 31st that is.

I wish I could bake a decent apple pie. (No clue how something so simple can turn out wrong in so many ways).

 

[ISupportHer]

Yummy, you have made a delicious apple pie! Too bad that the fruit doesn't agree with me. I won't go into detail though. I ate so much I could just DIE(arrhea). I will have one last GAS(p).


I wish I had an antacid tablet!

ISH

 

[bluecat]

Lol, ISH, you crack me up. Wish granted, you now have an ant, some acid and a tablet. Beats me what you're going to do with all that : )

I wish I had a brain like dolphins. EEG recordings show that they can turn one brain hemisphere off to rest, while the other is on and then switch so they are always conscious, no need to sleep. Now wouldn't that be cool!

 

[ISupportHer]

Lol, ISH, you crack me up. Wish granted, you now have an ant, some acid and a tablet. Beats me what you're going to do with all that : )

OK, I need a magnifying glass and a full sun for the ant (sorry AdamAnt :dontknow:)

Heyyyyyyyy mannnnnn, look at the colors. I'm trippin' mannnnn

and wait until you hear MY commandments.

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I. Thou Shall Not Whine
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III
etc.

:smile:

ISH

 

[amethist]

Your wish is granted bluecat. You now have the brain of a Dolphin with all its intelligence. Unfortunately you cannot communicate any of it to humans any more with normal speech, as you now have the vocals of a Dolphin too.

At least you don't have to worry about sleeping anymore. :thumbs-up

I wish the big wigs of some company's would stop nit picking when others are trying to raise money for our local soldiers.

Amethist

 

[Jestadud]

Wish granted, because of the nits they keep picking they have to get rid of their big wigs and have them taken away and burned. As a result they are now keen on little wigs and they all want to pays. (toupees)

I feel like I ought to add a "boom boom" after that one.

I wish ISH would list his commandments.