The Wish Game With A Twist (Just A Bit Of Fun)

[amethist]

Wish granted Jestadud. You have not killed this thread at all, annihilated it maybe yes but not killed it. :roflmao: Sorry could not resist that.

I wish I could cheer up my husband a bit today with something special. He is hiding his sadness well just now, but later today he will fall.

Amethist

 

[Jestadud]

Wish granted, go tell him Jestadud has a Norton that hasn't been ridden for 20 years that should cheer him up a bit. Always someone worse off!

I wish my wife was into motorbikes as much as me.

 

[The Albatross]

Wish granted with a twist...

Jestadud's wife comes home with a Harley Davidson, all the leather and a helmet, but she has joined the Hell's Angels and is urging you to join her or she'll be another man's Ol' lady. Also you have to get you're own Harley or you have to ride behind her on the b*tch seat.

I wish that there will be no hurricanes this season.

 

[KP the nut]

Your wish is granted, your wife is into motorbikes, in fact she has shrunk to micro sized and now lives within the components of your bike (OMG what is in these meds), and you can no longer communicate unless you are riding the motorways.

I wish I was in my spider free log cabin next to a lake with wildfowl, and no-one expecting anything of me.

 

[Jestadud]

WOW. two for the price of one, or BOGOF as we say over here (Buy One Get One Free).

Wish granted Albatross where you are escapes the Hurricanes this year, unfortunately one hits "KP the hut" and as it hurtles to oblivion although it is caught in the eye of the storm where all is supposed to be quite around it. "Wildfowl" the local animals are kicking up a stink, wild they are blo**y furious, it turns out they "were" expecting something from you and their language is now certainly foul.

I wish I had Spidey sense's, they always know when to disappear.

 

[ISupportHer]

Apparently not fast enough Jusadud!

I wish I had not painted my toenails! This is embarrassing!

ISH

 

[amethist]

ISH Finally in touch with your feminine side. BUT The colour is all wrong, have you no sense of what should be.

 

[Vee Lagrome]

Wish granted ISH! Instead of your toenails, you painted your fingernails!

I wish Chick Fil-a was open on Sundays!

 

[KP the nut]

I wish Chick Fil-a was open on Sundays!

Chick Fil-a ????????

 

[Vee Lagrome]

Chick Fil-a ????????

The chicken-only fast food place that is closed on Sundays!! They have the best milkshakes... :(

 

[The Albatross]

Wish granted with a twist... since it's Sunday, they changed their hours of operation, and are now open 7 days a week, but their Sunday menu is "Church Lady Pot Luck" and senior citizens and military personel get 2 dollars discount.. so it's packed.

I wish I my home automatically cleaned itself, including laundry and cat litter boxes.

 

[Vee Lagrome]

Wish granted! Every week, your house turns itself inside out, emptying out all of the dirt, pollen, clutter, and poopy kitty litter. All of the mess is dumped on your front lawn for you to clean up! :roflmao:

I wish I could get rid of this nasty headache that's been bothering me all day... ow... but I want to keep my head where it is! :roflmao: