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The Wish Game With A Twist (Just A Bit Of Fun)

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Wish granted, but all the homeless people live in candy homes made of chocolate and donuts, so they become obese and have to take up sports.

I wish I could acquire a male body at any given moment of the day, and make people suddenly forget that I was female before (I´m transgender), just by waving a finger :giggle:
 
Ooooh, good wish!
The only problem is, you wish it so much, you get stuck in invisible mode.

Nurse: "Dr., the Invisble Woman is in the waiting room."
Dr.: "Well, tell her I can't see her right now."

Did you hear about the Invisible Man who married the Invisible Woman? Their kids aren't much to look at either...

I wish I didn't have PTSD anymore.
 
Dear Deer, I am going to grant your wish that you "didn't have PTSD any more".


Of course you also don't have PTSD any less either.
A higher authority has deemed that you have just the amount with which you can cope.

I wish to have the last word
 
Anew, I will grant your wish, you have the last word. But now it´s kinda silent and boring and you actually wish that somebody talked back to you. :p

I wish that my hormones would settle down and not take me for spins on the emotional rollercoaster.
 
Wish granted - but your hormones will settle down like after the climacteric period and you will feel like 70.

I wish to have some sense of rhythm.
 
You want a sense of rhythm?

Wish granted. But it's a syncopated rhythm. In music that means that there is a accent on a beat that is normally not accented. (Wow, another similarity to PTSD! Maybe we all are sycopated!)

I wish I could take a deep breath and face the music, so to speak. :)
 
Wish granted ISH, you take a deep breath, turn to face the music.

However as it has a syncopated rhythm when you go to speak you discover that you now have an accent that is not your normal. :whistling:

Which means you can no longer sing along with those Country & Western classics of which you're so fond.

But you now have an opportunity to fill the void left by Tiny Tim should you choose to take it. :tup:

I wish we could all get to see a live performance.
 
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