The Wonder Years...
Like y'all, I haven't thought about this stuff in a zillion years...thought I'd forgotten most of it 'til I read this thread. (But don't we all like to believe the bad sh*t never happened?)
Aside from the usual stuff we did as kids, most of the bad stuff that you want to forget forever was done TO me. I guess I have a sign on my forehead that says "Sure, do it! I won't care!" I'll wait on clarification re: whether it goes in here or not.
In the meantime:
-Age 3: Stuck Mom's keys into the electrical outlet & shorted out the electricity.
-Age 4: Activated the alarm at home to see if it worked, then denied it... Dad had to explain to the Police & Firemen that he didn't know HOW this could"ve happened...
-Age 5: While in class, the girl behind me (Gigi) was cutting out portions from the back of my hair. She wouldn't stop, so I turned around & stabbed the back of her hand (on the desk) w/my #2 pencil...I broke off the lead in her hand. (Nope, not sorry! Who names their kid 'Gigi' anyway?)
-Age 6: I stole a pack of gum & Mom made me take it back in & apologize.(But I wasn't sorry.)
-Age 7: Riding in car w/Dad...I flipped off a cop next to us.(Oops!) We pulled over & I had to apologize. (Scared I was going to jail for sure!)
-Age 7: Family loading car for vacation (car was running).I got in driver's seat & put car in drive; I almost ran over my brother before hitting brick wall.
-Age 15:Was in a Catholic school for girls: In homeroom, took out this new condom, unrolled it & put a little water in it, then tacked it to the bulletin board. Sister Bernard was FURIOUS! She was so beside herself we couldn't have homeroom that day. In 2 hrs, the entire school was laughing about it.
-Ages 17-20: Drove home (60 miles) very drunk every weekend. I never remembered the drive, just remembered turning off lights & sneaking in.
-Age 19: Got sh*t-faced at a 4th of July party at someone else's lakehouse. I remember heading to the bathroom, but woke up face down on the carpet in the sunroom downstairs at 0500. Drove home quickly to get in before my parents woke up. (Mission accomplished, by 20 minutes!)
Enough for now...:rofl: