What Bad Shit You Haven't Done

[Heather]

I DIDN'T call the DCF caseworker and ignorant f*cking a$$hole.

I told her I didn't need any further services and to close my case.

I decided to pick my battles and she's not on the list.

 

[Ronin]

I decided to pick my battles and she's not on the list.

<nodded in acknowledgment that was also supposed to be 'well done', and 'hope you have enough spoons for the more important ones'>

 

[Marie E.]

I didn't cuss out the bus driver for missing my stop!!

 

[Deleted member 29920]

I didn't snap at the woman who kept walking back and forth right up close at me at the bus stop

I didn't go fetch the precious new continental salt and rub them in someone's bedsore while they lay snoring

I didn't get up and slam the door over and over again when being picked on for the hundredth time

I didn't s-mother someone with a pillow in 1992 when I had the chance

I didn't set someone's pad alight so their precious records and marvel figurines disintegrated to ashes :p

 

[Deleted member 28403]

Shit... I'm way too straightforward... What bad shit is there that I haven't done, and that isn't like, completely impossible. I mean... Oh yeah

I guess I didn't contaminate the whole city and made everyone puke for a couple weeks as long as they are near city center, with like, some chemicals I've been thinking of. It's sort of a bad thing, I mean, smells like hell, and induces a puking reaction, and has a huge effective radius... I sort of wanted to do it, but pyrolisis equipment, that shits expensive. And I haven't the money.

I do a lot of bad stuff when I want to.. I mean, there are some people I didn't beat up, or harm seriously, though I wanted or could, be I mainly didn't do it because of consequences.

Oh yeah, I fought a dissociative episode and managed not to go on a killing spree... That I was on edge of. Or at least serious harm spree. With a spear

 

[Heather]

I haven't bought an semi-automatic rifle and killed Selena. Just found out from Nicole that she saw her molesting another kid!

 

[Deleted member 28403]

@Heather
Can you report that? That is not good, and needs to be stopped. Selena needs theraphy urgently

 

[Ocean5]

@Heather
If you haven't already please call Child Protective Services or police. Might also want to call school to let them know.

 

[Heather]

@Ocean5 I called the cops.

 

[Deleted member 28403]

:hug: @Heather Glad you did, I know how hard this is for you

Stay strong, this mess will resolve

 

[Ed Norton]

Made them all disappear with an exothermic reaction.

 

[Ronin]

:hilarious: I'm in love with your phrasing, Ed.